Without endorsing any part of this comment dealing with events which have yet to take place, I congratulate user 75th who receives many Bayes points for this:
Hermione is dead. Hermione Granger is doomed to die horribly. Hermione Granger will very soon die, and die horribly, dramatically, grotesquely, and utterly.
Fare thee well, Hermione Jean Granger. You escaped death once, at a cost of twice and a half your hero’s capital. There is nothing remaining. There is no escape. You were saved once, by the will of your hero and the will of your enemy. You were offered a final escape, but like the heroine you are, you refused. Now only death awaits you. No savior hath the savior, least of all you. You will die horribly, and Harry Potter will watch, and Harry Potter will crack open and fall apart and explode, but even he in all his desperation and fury will not be able to save you. You are the cord binding Harry Potter to the Light, and you will be cut, and your blood, spilled by the hand of your enemy, will usher in Hell on Earth, rendered by the hand of your hero.
Goodbye, Hermione. May the peace and goodness you represent last not one second longer than you do.
When I first saw this comment, it was downvoted to… I forget, −6 or something. Going by the percentage score, at least 11 people downvoted it. From the replies, some people didn’t like the tone of apparent certainty with which 75th spoke. Sounded uppity to them, I guess. It was at +3 before I linked to it on /r/HPMOR.
I wanted to say something at the time about that, and how penalizing people for sounding certain or uppity or above-the-status-you-assign-them can potentially lead you to ignore people who are actually competent, but at the time all I could say was “Why are people downvoting this? It’s a testable prediction” whereupon it climbed up to above 0.
Everyone who downvoted 75th or agreed with the downvotes at the time, please take note. Speaking in a tone of what seems-to-you like inappropriate certainty does not always indicate that someone is arrogant. Sometimes they have seen something you have not.
Or alternately, somewhere in the literally thousands and thousands of predictions or claims (I have ~200 in just my personal collection which is nowhere comprehensive) spread across the 20k MoR reviews on FF.net, the >5k comments on LW, the 3650 subscribers of the MoR subreddit, the TvTropes discussions etc etc, someone got something right.
You know perfectly well that one does not get to preach about a single right prediction. He had the opportunity to make more than that prediction, and he failed to take it.
He also predictedthat Hat and Cloak was Quirrell, Santa Claus was Dumbledore, and S. was Snape. He considered these predictions blatantly obvious as well. I remember receiving ~13 upvotes for arguing that Quirrell could be ruled out as H&C, so it wasn’t as obvious to all of us.
All of which were consensus beliefs; do not make the mistake of interpreting upvotes as object-level agreement—you may have received the upvotes for making the anti-Quirrel case well or bringing up some bit that people hadn’t remembered or just being funny.
It’s a large space, not a binary yes-or-no, so successful predictions are impressive even given a large base. Also I could be prejudiced but MoR is supposed to be solvable god damn it.
Someone was criticized. S/he was right, the critics were wrong. The neural net updating algorithm calls for a nudge in the appropriate direction of “Beware of dismissing those who speak with what you think is too much confidence.”
The neural net updating algorithm calls for a nudge in the appropriate direction of “Beware of dismissing those who speak with what you think is too much confidence.”
No, it doesn’t, not out of thousands of predictions of which you selected one post hoc. If I may quote you, our minds do not run on floating point beliefs.
Yes. If you look through the threads or the PredictionBook entries, there are plenty of people blowing predictions. (A particularly good example was the Wizengamot trial: how would Harry rescue Hermione? The actual solution was 1 of the top 2 or 3 suggestions, but that still implies a lot of people favoriting wrong solutions.)
Even if 75ths predictions aren’t just luck, you don’t have enough information to meaningfully update across such a broad reference class. If it’s got to overcome the weight of everyone I think is speaking with too much confidence on the other end of the lever, it’s not going to move far enough to be noticeable.
I update in favor of “user 75th is more experienced in the tropes of enigma fiction.” Indeed I would not be at all surprised were I to discover that user 75th writes such fiction him or herself. It similarly wouldn’t surprise me if user 75th had gone to the library and checked out and read some of the same 15 books Elizier checked out and read before writing HPMoR.
For example, before reading the author’s notes on HPMoR I was not familiar with Chekhov’s Gun. Now that I am, I am much more likely to catch such a device when it appears in other fiction. I now suspect user 75th is quite familiar with Chekhov’s Gun and other standard tricks of this sort of story. 75th picked up on one such trope (one I’m still not familiar with) that signaled that Hermione was heading for death.
If there’s a general update to be had here, it may go something like this:
Before dismissing those who speak with what I think is too much confidence, I need to consider the possibility that their confidence is based on facts or experience I am not aware of. I should probably take five minutes to ask them why they are so confident before dismissing them.
Ha, you’ve got me all wrong. I am woefully under-read, particularly in fiction. I get a very small percentage of the references Eliezer makes in Methods; most of the time, I find out that he’s borrowed something months (or, let’s face it, years) after I read it, only by seeing someone else explicitly point out the reference. I have had my life ruined by TV Tropes, but most of what I’m familiar with there is video games, and not too awfully many of those.
But it’s not a matter of picking up on specific tropes, exactly. It’s more a matter of getting into the author’s head. Of constantly asking “If this were foreshadowing or a setup or a clue, what would be the most effective payoff?” I read Chapter 84, and then, put together with many other quotes from my many rereads of HPMoR (“Nothing really bad ever happens at Hogwarts”, “Her life was officially over”, etc.), I answered that question with “Hermione will die horribly,” then posted how I felt about it.
It’s the same deal with my prediction — which I’m far more certain of than I was that Hermione would die horribly — that Nzryvn Obarf xvyyrq Anepvffn Znysbl. I got into an argument with someone on Reddit once, who was bringing up all sorts of random canon characters who haven’t even been introduced in Methods and coming up with categories in which to score them 1 to 5, then giving them wildly inappropriate scores and adding them up. She said things like “We’re in a state of abysmally low evidence” and “At least I appreciate what Eliezer is trying to do,” claiming to be following the spirit of Bayes better than me, when all I was doing was pointing out three successively more blatant clues that Eliezer put into the text and saying that my certainty had increased as they were successively pointed out to me.
I see a lot of that, it seems. A lot of people thinking the whole Bayes thing is about immediately reducing a situation to a bunch of numbers and seeing what the numbers say, and fie upon anyone who acts sure of something without attaching their spreadsheet. But it seems to me the numbers themselves are not the most important part of Bayesian thinking. Perhaps the least important part.
Re the rot13 bit, I called it that Qhzoyrqber xvyyrq ure based on text evidence before that was revealed, so the idea that it’s Obarf has always seemed wrong to me. They can’t both have done it, you know?
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And if that’s not as close as you can actually come to a Bayesian updating process when reading a fiction book, where the only experiment you can perform is “Wait for more chapters and then read them”, I would love to learn what’s legitimately closer.
Amelia Bones isn’t a member of the Order of the Phoenix.
Emmeline wasn’t a member of the Order of the Phoenix any more, they had disbanded after the end of the last war. And during the war, she’d known, they’d all known, that Director Crouch had quietly approved of their off-the-books battle.
Director Bones wasn’t Crouch.
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“That depends,” Amelia said in a hard voice. “Are you here to help us catch criminals, or to protect them from the consequences of their actions?” Are you going to try to stop the killer of my brother from getting her well-deserved Kiss, old meddler? From what Amelia heard, Dumbledore had gotten smarter toward the end of the war, mostly due to Mad-Eye’s nonstop nagging; but had relapsed into his foolish mercies the instant Voldemort’s body was found.
One wonders why she would even know about it at all, if she had nothing to do with it.
Well, I think Lucius probably made sure a long time ago that everyone knew what Dumbledore (supposedly) said to him. I didn’t get the feeling from that scene in the Wizengamot that Dumbledore-killing-Narcissa was any kind of a secret idea that people were just then finding out about.
This does rather change my view of some of the peripheral details, though. Previously, one possibility I pictured was Dumbledore restraining Amelia from her vengeance until Aberforth died, then relenting. I knew Amelia Bones wasn’t in the OotP, and I knew she felt distaste at Dumbledore’s softness, but somehow I never completely drew the conclusion that she wouldn’t care one whit about what Dumbledore said or thought, and therefore probably wouldn’t have cared if he had tried to restrain her.
Perhaps more likely, then, is the other way I pictured it: that Amelia couldn’t get to Narcissa by herself, and after Aberforth’s death, Dumbledore actively approached Amelia and said “Okay, I’m ready to help. I’ll be the ward-breaker, you do the deed.”
I think you miss that this is a work of fiction that has an author. Think about why the author was motivated to make certain choices instead of thinking why the characters were motivated.
That is actually the other reason that I believe as I do. It seems like a much more interesting storytelling decision for my theory to be correct than for the competitor theory to be.
How is it more interesting storytelling for the guy everyone thinks did it to have done it, as opposed to “Here’s a puzzle and the clues to figure it out”?
Because it was a puzzle for the first what, 80 chapters? We’re getting close to the end of the story as of about two arcs ago, it’s time for puzzles to get solved. it’s not an interesting enough puzzle to justify a double twist, IMO.
You think it’s not an interesting puzzle because you think it’s not a puzzle at all. :) And wouldn’t it only be a double-twist if Dumbledore did do it? If Amelia Bones did it it would just be a single twist.
Baseline assumption: Team Death Eater is slandering Dumbledore when they claim he burned Narcissa Malfoy alive.
Twist: Nope, Dumbledore actually did it.
Double Twist: Or it was some random lady who used the word “burn” once. You know, whatever.
One of these twists is revealing of important information about a main character, future motivation for interesting developments(Harry being forced to choose between Draco and Dumbledore over the promise, or Draco having to forgive his mother’s murderer), a subversion of our expectations, and is reasonably predictable from evidence dropped in advance. One of them is irrelevant and a complete cop-out of all the character development built into the original twist. Take a guess which one I assume is more likely to be true.
Amelia killing Narcissa would be the sort of thing M Night Shyamalan would write.
Or it was some random lady who used the word “burn” once. You know, whatever.
If that were indeed an accurate summary of the situation, I would agree with you. I did agree with you, when that was the only potential clue I knew of. All three major clues would be circumstantial in real life, but when you step out a level and see that Eliezer writes this story, choosing every word we read, it’s clear that he wants us to figure out that Amelia has something more to do with Narcissa’s death.
One of these twists is revealing of important information about a main character
It’s just as important if Dumbledore didn’t do it as it is if he did; it’s another piece of evidence that he’s not a huge evil hypocrite. Which many HPMoR readers seem to need.
future motivation for interesting developments(Harry being forced to choose between Draco and Dumbledore over the promise, or Draco having to forgive his mother’s murderer)
I think it’ll be pretty interesting when Harry finds out that Amelia did it; Amelia was going for painful revenge, while Harry is already hemming and hawing over whether Dumbledore deserves to be an enemy if he did do it. Harry is much more likely to declare Amelia his enemy, and Amelia is much more likely to declare Harry her enemy.
a subversion of our expectations
Sounds to me like Amelia would be the biggest subversion of your expectations! Given the several conversations I’ve had on this topic, I’m pretty sure that Amelia’s guilt will be a subversion of most people’s expectations. In fact, I and possibly pedanterrific may be the only ones in the entire readership whose expectations aren’t subverted.
and is reasonably predictable from evidence dropped in advance.
I really don’t understand why everyone thinks the three clues I identified are worth so much less than the clue-and-a-half we have about Dumbledore.
One of them is irrelevant and a complete cop-out of all the character development built into the original twist. Take a guess which one I assume is more likely to be true.
Amelia killing Narcissa would be the sort of thing M Night Shyamalan would write.
And this is why I didn’t actually mean to start this conversation again; this is the second or possibly third time that I’ve pushed someone to declare Eliezer a bad writer if my hypothesis proves true, who will now actually feel that way when it is proven true, where they probably would have just said “Huh!” before, or maybe even thought it was cool.
I just don’t get it. I don’t understand people’s reluctance to believe this, to step outside the text and realize that these are purposely written clues. Maybe it’s because I’m acting all certain again; maybe perceived overconfidence causes bad reactions in people even with all the supporting evidence, not only without it.
I just don’t get it. I don’t understand people’s reluctance to believe this, to step outside the text and realize that these are purposely written clues.
As someone who takes clues in the form of literary convention, extrapolation of authorial intent, etc. on a regular basis, I just think you’re really reaching.
As a general principle, it seems to me that most of us, most of the time, are really bad at recognizing the extent to which other people, even ones who are reasonably honest, sane and intelligent, can reach different conclusions from our own. This is a large part of why political and religious discussions get so overheated.
What’s not so clear to me is how far this is because so many people are so bad at thinking, and how far it’s because the available evidence often really is that ambiguous. Naively it seems as if, for most questions that are in principle resolvable empirically, the totality of the available evidence should end up pointing very clearly one way or another, so persistent divergences must indicate either failures in thinking methods or something like confirmation bias where different people effectively see very different subsets of the evidence. (Both, alas, very plausible.) But given that even very intelligent people trying hard to be rational, with a reasonable knowledge of cognitive biases can end up holding quite different opinions, perhaps there’s more real ambiguity than one would naively think. Or perhaps it’s just that no human being is really “very intelligent”; the most we ever achieve is “very intelligent relative to the appalling baseline of human stupidity, and still really pretty stupid”.
… But I digress; in the present case it seems fairly clear that there just isn’t more than, say, 10:1 evidence for Dumbledore over Bones or vice versa.
[EDITED some hours after posting, to fix a minor ambiguity I hadn’t noticed.]
Maybe not 10:1, no. But one thing that does seem to have been lacking in all the dissents from my theory is any textual clues pointing to anyone else.
Sometimes the people who object have harebrained ideas, like the person on Reddit who said that Regulus Black was a more likely suspect than Amelia Bones. Sometimes, they’re committed that Dumbledore did it. But so far as I can tell — and please, please, please tell me if I’m missing anything — the only evidence for Dumbledore’s guilt is
Lucius says that Dumbledore told him he did it.
Narcissa’s death represented a strategic victory for the side of the war Dumbledore led.
Narcissa’s death was subsequent to Aberforth’s death.
To me, that is what Eliezer does — information he explicitly gives us and points to and puts blinking lights around — to set the default starting point for the mystery. That is the baseline, boring, standard theory. The Amelia clues I keep bringing up, though, are different. I may do this completely wrong, but it is written:
” … The import of an act lies not in what that act resembles on the surface, Mr. Potter, but in the states of mind which make that act more or less probable.”
You can see Amelia make a “burn” reference, or say that she hates Bellatrix for killing her brother, or speak up in the Wizengamot, and say “That is some really, really circumstantial evidence.”
And in-universe, in the story, that’s absolutely true. You could never justly convict someone in the real world on that evidence alone.
But Eliezer wrote those lines. The same brain that created the Narcissa mystery in the first place also made these explicit decisions: “Amelia Bones thinks of burning for revenge. Amelia Bones’s brother was killed by Narcissa’s sister. Amelia Bones will be the one to speak up at Dumbledore about Narcissa’s death.”
It seems to me that the Eliezer who believes that Amelia killed Narcissa is way more likely to make those three not-binary decisions that way than the Eliezer who believes that Dumbledore or someone else did it.
Pfah. I’m no good at this. Eliezer, if you’re reading this and I’m right, I’d like to cash in those Bayes Points you said I had for you to bookmark this thread and explain this better than I am when you post the chapter with the revelation. And if I’m wrong, then I’m so spectacularly wrong that I will gladly forfeit those Bayes Points anyway, and I don’t mind if you want to make a prominent top-level post about that.
And yet, textual analysis of the same sort is exactly what led me to the Dumbledore theory. I wrote off Draco’s comment as propaganda, and then Dumbledore’s “They learned not to mess with our families” line clued me in that he did it. The line is too on-point for anything else—certainly more so than any of the Bones evidence. His motive is better, his textual clues are clearer, and he explicitly said that he did it. Doesn’t a confession count for anything any more?
I agree with your analytical methods. I just think you’re misapplying them egregiously.
Dumbledore’s “They learned not to mess with our families” line clued me in that he did it. The line is too on-point for anything else
Saying “They learned not to mess with our families” with a stone cold look on his face is what you’d expect Dumbledore to do whether or not he killed Narcissa. The statement is a simple fact. The memory of Aberforth’s death and mere knowledge of Narcissa’s seems to me plenty sufficient to produce that line and that look. Harry has even explicitly thought that Dumbledore has acted consistent with either possibility. I grant that that thought was more about the “Only a fool would say ‘Yea’ or ‘Nay’ ” line, but if Harry thinks the line you mentioned is evidence of guilt, he has failed to think it where we can hear him, even when he was thinking through this entire issue.
His motive is better
Maybe, and yet the deed is still out of character for him, where it’s not nearly as much for Amelia, and Amelia’s motive is plenty good, given that Bellatrix was too powerful to attack directly.
his textual clues are clearer
Such as they are, they’re more explicit and blatant and obvious, yes. That just means it’s a crappy mystery if you’re right. I know I always say “Not everything that is mysterious to the characters is supposed to be mysterious to us”, but that’s more about things where we’re supposed to use our enhanced knowledge of canon or alternate POVs, where it takes deliberate suspension of learning or blatant failures of reading comprehension to keep from admitting the truth. Not like this issue, that’s obviously supposed to be a mystery that will be revealed later.
and he explicitly said that he did it.
Says Lucius. Maybe Dumbledore said he did it, or maybe he used weasel words to lead Lucius to that belief without lying, or maybe he admitted some involvement without saying he cast the spell that killed her. The fact is, Dumbledore had a vested interest in the bad guys’ believing that he did it; therefore, any alleged confessions made by Dumbledore to the bad guys should be treated with suspicion.
EDIT: As a gesture of goodwill, let me post the best evidence I’ve seen that Dumbledore might have killed Narcissa, that I just now thought of and haven’t seen brought up in this context:
Because, you see, I had tried to kill Grindelwald once before, a long time ago, and that… that was… it proved to be… a mistake, Harry...” The old wizard was staring now at his long dark-grey wand where he held it in both hands, as though it were a crystal ball out of Muggle fantasy, a scrying pool within which answers could be found. “And I thought, then… I thought that I should never kill. And then came Voldemort.”
Sounds like Dumbledore has killed before. He said this in the same room where he keeps his Pensieve and memories of Aberforth’s death. I don’t know of any good guesses about who he might have killed other than Narcissa. Consider my probability estimates revised to be closer together. Not past each other, not even terribly closer, but closer.
An interesting thought, and one that I had not considered in this light. And yet, right afterwards:
The old wizard looked back up at Harry, and said, in a hoarse voice, “He is not like Grindelwald, Harry. There is nothing human left in him. Him you must destroy. You must not hesitate, when the time comes. To him alone, of all the creatures in this world, you must show no mercy; and when you are done you must forget it, forget that you ever did such a thing, and go back to living. Save your fury for that, and that alone.”
This seems to make it clear to me that it is not that Dumbledore thought that he would never kill, and then Voldemort’s war changed that, and he killed. It’s that he thought that he should never kill, and then Voldemort himself became the exception, changed the rules so that he should kill Voldemort.
Dumbledore did it, but he did not do it personally.
If Dumbledore manipulated Bones into murdering Narcissa, then we would have a universe where both Dumbledore and Bones would be emotionally affected by her death, where Bones would not want Dumbledore to take the legal blame and where Dumbledore would willingly take the (informal) blame.
I don’t think Amelia Bones is the kind of woman who needs to be manipulated by Dumbledore to get revenge. My similar hypothesis is that Amelia needed Dumbledore’s help to infiltrate Malfoy Manor and pull it off. Aberforth’s death provided the impetus for Dumbledore to help, but he didn’t cast the spell.
The Agreement Theorem is a consider-a-spherical-cow sort of result; its preconditions are absurdly strong. (In particular, the fact that the agents concerned are required not only to be perfect Bayesian reasoners but to have common knowledge that they are so.)
But even without Aumann one might hope for better agreement than we actually see...
I just don’t get it. I don’t understand people’s reluctance to believe this, to step outside the text and realize that these are purposely written clues. Maybe it’s because I’m acting all certain again; maybe perceived overconfidence causes bad reactions in people even with all the supporting evidence, not only without it.
In fact, I and possibly pedanterrific may be the only ones in the entire readership whose expectations aren’t subverted.
Observation bias. Just because the two people mentioned speak up about it (presumably) so much more than others doesn’t mean that they are the only ones who hold this belief.
I share this belief with you, for instance. I find those hints to be convincing, narratively speaking.
Dumbledore’s motive is almost certainly stronger than Amelia’s.
Which is why I think it a significant possibility that Dumbledore helped in some way.
Any of those defenses might be sufficient for a single clue, but you have to take the clues together. Three successive clues (plus her character) pointing to Amelia, and only some words spoken to Lucius that we never saw pointing to Albus (and everything else we know of his character pointing away from him, though I know some would argue that), increase the probability of Amelia’s guilt quite a bit more than linearly.
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For example, before reading the author’s notes on HPMoR I was not familiar with Chekhov’s Gun.
Really? I remember being about eight years old, watching an episode of Power Rangers, and seeing some random no-name tourist drop a camera and the shot lingered on it for about half a second. My instant thought was “Oh, the bad guy is going to be built from a camera”, and sure enough it was. They’d never have put that in the episode otherwise, and that was obvious to me at that age.
He had the opportunity to make more than that prediction, and he failed to take it.
I totally get the point of the rest of your comment, but not this sentence. A correct prediction is meaningless because it wasn’t accompanied by another correct prediction?
I’m not trying to toot my own horn here; I’ve gotten things wrong too, and my original comment in question here was much more about expressing my despair at Chapter 84 than trying to register a prediction for later credit. But I don’t see how I had any particular “opportunity to make more than that prediction” that I failed to take, beyond the fact that anyone can make any prediction they feel like any time they feel like it.
A correct prediction is meaningless because it wasn’t accompanied by another correct prediction?
More or less. Think of it in terms of selection bias: a bunch of people enter a lottery of some sort. After the lottery concludes, the lottery organizer Yliezer Eudkowsky praises the winner, entrant #57, for their deep insights into lotteries and how to guess the winning number and admonishes everyone who told #57 to not get his hopes up. Do we now credit #57 for wisdom and study his numerology? No, not really.
Now, if #57 had simultaneously entered 5 other lotteries and won 3 of them, then we would start wondering what #57′s edge is and preorder #57′s upcoming book Secrets of the RNG Illuminati. Or even if he had won none of those other lotteries and simply gotten 3 near-misses (5 out of 6 digits right, for example), that would still serve as replication of above-average predictive accuracy and not mere selection effects, and persuade us that something was going on there beyond randomness+post-hoc-selection.
You know perfectly well that one does not get to preach about a single right prediction. He had the opportunity to make more than that prediction, and he failed to take it.
Mm. I think there’s wisdom in the approach of only making public predictions when you’re very confident in them, and that may have been the only thing 75th was that confident in. (This isn’t a very good approach for calibrating your brain’s sense of uncertainty, but it has other benefits.)
Could be that ‘use 75th’ only had the right information and mental algorithms to produce the correct prediction in this one case. Other cases ‘user 75th’ might not have passed a sufficient threshold of probability to spout out a prediction.
Please label me as user 2nd when it comes to predictions of ‘user 75th’ ’s predictive powers.
I am breaking my “only comment on LW if you expect some benefit” rule because I am in a somewhat unique position to comment on this, and I agree with Eliezer that “penalizing people for sounding certain or uppity or above-the-status-you-assign-them can potentially lead you to ignore people who are actually competent”. See, I made this update at an earlier time under not-dissimilar circumstances. (In short, I thought ArisKatsaris was making an overconfident prediction about HPMoR, bet against him, and lost.)
An excerpt from my journal, 3/28/2012:
Well, I lost my bet. But what did I learn? Give less probability mass to “some unknown possibility no one has thought of” when the number of people thinking is sufficiently large. Also, arrogant people may be arrogant because they’re usually right, so be careful of the impulse to smack them down.
So, you know, here’s a chance to learn a $30 lesson for free, people.
I wasn’t one of the downvotes, but if I’d seen it I would have been.
I count 14 sentences in that post which each deserve an upvote, but then a 15th sentence which more than cancels out all the rest, not due to certainty, but due to literal malevolence!
But you’re awarding Bayes points for a combination of brilliant analysis and anti-goodness motivation? I thought we were anti-UFAI here...
Ha, interesting take. That last sentence was not actually an endorsement of horrible murderous things happening, it was just my way of saying “Now let’s get down to business” about the home stretch of the story.
Thanks for the clarification! I retract my objections.
As for the common criticism, although I’m as adamant as the next person here that “p=1” is impossible without infinite evidence, I don’t think that fact demands that every casual conversation must quantify “1 minus epsilon” or even explicitly acknowledge it.
Counter-evidence: Harry produces blue and bronze sparks at Ollivander’s.
As long as we’re sticking necks out, though:
Definitely: The horcrux technology uses the ghost phenomenon. Specifically, by causing the violent death of a wizard under controlled conditions (i.e., murder) it’s possible to harness the powerful burst of magic to make a ghost of the living caster instead of of the dying victim: a backup copy. A ghost may be static data rather than a running instance, but hey, so is a cryo patient.
Definitely: Baby Harry was overwritten with a horcrux-backup-copy of Voldemort. Voldemort didn’t plan on childhood amnesia, though, and much of the information was erased (or at least made harder to access consciously). The Remembrall-like-the-Sun indicated the forgotten lifetime as Riddle. Remnants of Voldemort’s memories are the reason Harrymort has a cold side; his upbringing in a loving family is the reason he has a warm side.
Mere hunch: In chapter 45, the Dementor recognized Harry as Voldemort and addressed him by name: “Riddle”.
Mere hunch: Voldemort may have chosen to impress his horcrux in a living human in order to try to get around the “static data” problem. If it had worked, he would have forked himself—there would have been two fully functional running instances of Voldemort, all the time, plus twelve hours a day worth of Time-copies.
Very early in the chapter: “He had regained an impossible memory, for all that the Dementor had made him desecrate it. A strange word kept echoing in his mind.”
And later: “Harry glanced in the Dementor’s direction. The word echoed in his mind again. All right, Harry thought to himself, if the Dementor is a riddle, what is the answer? And just like that, it was obvious.”
Once Harry figures out what Dementors are, he stops being able to hear their “voices”, because he no longer sees (hears) them as sentient. But if “the word” was actually coming from the Dementor, I don’t know what would’ve kept everyone else from hearing it.
Without getting into a tiresome analysis of identity theory, Quirrell is currently almost entirely Voldemort, while Harry has a little of the devil in him.
I stand by my downvote. Not for the prediction, but for the way it was phrased. (That said, if the parts I considered to be melodrama turn out to be literally correct, I will revise it to an upvote)
Some of the melodramatic parts have already been proven right:
You will die horribly, dramatically, grotesquely, and utterly.
Both of her legs were eaten by a troll before she died, and as she died, she whispered to Harry, “Not your fault.” Check.
You will die horribly, and Harry Potter will watch, and Harry Potter will crack open and fall apart and explode, but even he in all his desperation and fury will not be able to save you.
Interesting that Harry uses his med pack he bought in anticipation of almost exactly the scenario which played out when he used it, except that Hermione absolves him instead of cursing him.
“One of my classmates gets bitten by a horrible monster, and as I
scrabble frantically in my mokeskin pouch for something that could help
her, she looks at me sadly and with her last breath says, ‘Why weren’t you
prepared?’ And then she dies, and I know as her eyes close that she won’t
ever forgive me—”
The detailed foreshadowing often seems like part of the story, not just as aspect of the story. What is said comes true much more than it should, and in much more detail than it should. “Bitten” is a very specific way to die.
That very quote led into McGonagall’s theory that Harry had suffered some kind of trauma and had it Obliviated. And then there was that business with the Remembrall in chapter 17. I’d have to go back and check for more instances of Harry specifically foreshadowing a future event like this, but more and more I’m beginning to think that Harry has forgotten or locked foreknowledge that’s leaking into his subconscious.
But in Chapter 17, McGongall rejects the theory that remembralls detect Obliviation.
“More importantly, why did the Remembrall go off like that?” Harry said. “Does it mean I’ve been Obliviated?”
“That puzzles me as well,” Professor McGonagall said slowly. “If it
were that simple, I would think that the courts would use Remembralls,
and they do not. I shall look into it, Mr. Potter.” She sighed. “You can
go now.”
But, strange that Harry doesn’t think to keep experimenting with the Remembrall.
That’s plausible, but if so, it seems like a very disproportionate response from the Remembrall; that is assuming that under ordinary circumstances Remembralls light up like they do in canon, which I suppose is not necessarily a given.
Don’t go making that second checkmark yet—we’re still within the Time-Turner window here. (I’d put it at maybe 2% that he manages to save her—EY doesn’t seem the type for cheap copouts like that—but that’s still high enough for a bit of bet-heging)
It’s not going to happen. You don’t hang that much drama on an event if you intend to reverse it quickly, unless you’re going for comedy, and comedy doesn’t make sense in this context.
That said, if you’d asked me a day ago I would have said that there are too many dangling plot threads surrounding her for the story to do what it just did, so it’s probably a good idea to adjust your confidence of predictions based on narrative mechanics appropriately.
Like I said, very low odds. But Eliezer is a clever guy, he could plausibly figure out some way of bringing her back without tripping off too many narrative bullshit detectors.
It sounds like you might be mistaking Eliezer’s role in this, and mistaking your desires for desires we can reasonably assign to Eliezer.
This isn’t something that happened to the HP&tMoR version of Hermione Granger, this is something that Eliezer, the author did to the HP&tMoR version of Hermione Granger.
He did it for a reason. He’s almost certainly been planning it all along. If it made him sad then it first made him sad quite some time ago. He’s not feeling the surprised dismay you have today.
He wanted the words written on the page to be written on the page, yes. That does not, strictly speaking, mean that he wants Hermione to be dead. He’s been known to play with our expectations before, after all.
Edit: To clarify, this is almost certainly wishful thinking talking, and I acknowledge that. But a guy can dream.
Harry would learn whatever he had to learn, invent whatever he had to invent, rip the knowledge of Salazar Slytherin from the Dark Lord’s mind, discover the secret of Atlantis, open any gates or break any seals necessary, find his way to the root of all magic and reprogram it. He would rip apart the foundations of reality itself to get Hermione Granger back.
And now...well, I think the odds are below 1%. There’s no elegant way to walk that back.
Time turners cannot alter anything the user knows about (for some value of `know’), so it would require reenacting this exact scene. So someone would have to simulate Harry’s experiences, including the magical event, confuse Harry’s patronus as to location of Hermione (or cause Hermione to actually be on scene, albeit invisible), and control the troll, so that it behaved exactly in the way Harry remembers it to have behaved. Also, Dumbledore would need not to tell Harry anything that he couldn’t have lied when he said he was responding to the death of a student.
I’m betting Hermione is really, really dead (though Harry may yet resurrect her). However, remember that writing a story is often the inverse of reading it. It’s like solving a maze by starting from the goal and working backward to the beginning: often much easier.
If (big if) Hermione is resurrected and/or not really dead, then Eliezer very likely started from a narrative goal of having Harry see Hermione’s horrible but fake/reversible death and then worked backwards from there to make it happen. As readers we have the much tougher task of working forward from the clues to the correct conclusion.
That is, Eliezer did not have to figure out how to write himself out of this series of events. He constructed these events to lead to the conclusion he wants.
The soul releasing seems easy enough to fake, as does Hermione’s comment to the Patronus. Hermione being under an invisibiliy cloak near fake-Hermione would do for the Patronus taking Harry to her(though screaming mid-combat would be quite dangerous, even invisible).
The hardest part would be creating a fake Hermione sufficiently well to convince both the troll and Harry. Do we know of any magic sufficient to that task? Copying the form can be done, as was done with the Azkaban breakout, but the blood and the talking both seem outside the capabilities of that spell.
Here’s a miserable plot possibility. Hermione was concealed, something went wrong, and the feeling of her mind going past was because a number of other things happened, and the concealed Hermione was killed.
Neutral plot possibility: usually, dying minds aren’t felt in the wizarding world. Something unusual was going on, and I don’t know what it was.
Here’s a miserable plot possibility. Hermione was concealed, something went wrong, and the feeling of her mind going past was because a number of other things happened, and the concealed Hermione was killed.
This seems unlikely. This would end up sounding a lot like “don’t tamper with fate”. That sort of thing is very common in time travel stories where someone tries to save someone’s life, but it has a massively anti-transhumanist, pro-deathist vibe. I doubt Eliezer would do it.
I’m assuming that Hermione is going to be brought back somehow, so the implication isn’t that you can’t fight fate, it’s that the world has wildly complicated plot twists.
Neutral plot possibility: usually, dying minds aren’t felt in the wizarding world. Something unusual was going on, and I don’t know what it was.
This seems unlikely. There was a mention about ghosts being caused by “the burst of magic that accompanied the violent death of a wizard” (or something along those lines—I don’t feel like looking up the exact quote right now.)
Neutral plot possibility: usually, dying minds aren’t felt in the wizarding world. Something unusual was going on, and I don’t know what it was.
Thank you for saying this. I’ve been hoping someone would make note of this. Don’t people remember the fight with the bullies in ch 73?
Three blasts of brilliance slammed into Susan at once, she had her wand raised as though she could counter them and there was a white flash as the hexes struck the magical wood, but then Susan’s legs convulsed and sent her flying into a corridor wall. Her head hit with a strange cracking sound, and then Susan fell down and lay motionless with her head at an odd-seeming angle, her wand still clutched in one outstretched hand.
There was a moment of frozen silence.
Parvati scrambled over to where Susan lay, pressed a thumb over the pulse point on Susan’s wrist, and then—then slowly, tremblingly, Parvati rose to her feet, her eyes huge -
“Vitalis revelio,” said Lee just as Parvati opened her mouth, and Susan’s body was surrounded by a warm red glow. Now the seventh-year boy really was grinning. “Probably just a broken collarbone, I’d say. Nice try, though.”
“Merlin, they are tricky,” said Jugson.
“You had me going for a second there, dearies.”
If the mad burst of intellect and magic and etc. was standard, they wouldn’t have been able to fake it for even a second.
Now, I’m not necessarily saying that the feeling was only because of something fishy going on. I’m just saying that it cannot be the standard.
Hmm. How about having someone else die in Hermione’s place?
I don’t recall offhand if the death burst was recognizable as Hermione, but otherwise it seems doable. Dumbledore said he felt a student die and only realized it was Hermione once he saw her.
You’d need polyjuice for the visual appearance, and either Hermione’s presence or a fake Patronus for past-Harry to follow. Hermione is unlikely to go along with the plan willingly sho she’d need to be tricked or incapacitated. Hard to tell which would be easier.
Given the last words, Hermione’s doppelganger might need to be complicit with the plan. Easy to accomplish if it was Harry, but I think he’s too utilitarian for that. He’d need someone loyal but expendable. Lesath would seem to fit the bill, but I wonder if he’d agree to literally die on Harry’s command.
Hmm. How about having someone else die in Hermione’s place?
Either Dumbledore is on it and lied to Harry, or it was a student.
I don’t recall offhand if the death burst was recognizable as Hermione, but otherwise it seems doable. Dumbledore said he felt a student die and only realized it was Hermione once he saw her.
Harry seemed to think so, but he was obviously biased by seeing Hermione.
You’d need polyjuice for the visual appearance, (...)
Doesn’t it wear off after death?
Lesath would seem to fit the bill (...)
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Overall, this plan requires at least 2 hard things to happen correctly: identical fake magic burst and getting real Hermione there and screaming or Patronus shenanigans. I disbelieve this strongly.
That’s true, it’s still possible. Nonetheless, there is still a scene where Harry watches Hermione die and can do nothing about it. So I’d consider that it checked even if he brings her back / somehow prevents it retroactively.
Certainty would have been inappropriate whether he turned out to be correct or not, but seeing it here, I took it as a prediction and not a guarantee, and regardless, any mistaken certainty should not be held against the hypothesis anyway.
Without endorsing any part of this comment dealing with events which have yet to take place, I congratulate user 75th who receives many Bayes points for this:
http://lesswrong.com/lw/bfo/harry_potter_and_the_methods_of_rationality/6aih
When I first saw this comment, it was downvoted to… I forget, −6 or something. Going by the percentage score, at least 11 people downvoted it. From the replies, some people didn’t like the tone of apparent certainty with which 75th spoke. Sounded uppity to them, I guess. It was at +3 before I linked to it on /r/HPMOR.
I wanted to say something at the time about that, and how penalizing people for sounding certain or uppity or above-the-status-you-assign-them can potentially lead you to ignore people who are actually competent, but at the time all I could say was “Why are people downvoting this? It’s a testable prediction” whereupon it climbed up to above 0.
Everyone who downvoted 75th or agreed with the downvotes at the time, please take note. Speaking in a tone of what seems-to-you like inappropriate certainty does not always indicate that someone is arrogant. Sometimes they have seen something you have not.
Or alternately, somewhere in the literally thousands and thousands of predictions or claims (I have ~200 in just my personal collection which is nowhere comprehensive) spread across the 20k MoR reviews on FF.net, the >5k comments on LW, the 3650 subscribers of the MoR subreddit, the TvTropes discussions etc etc, someone got something right.
You know perfectly well that one does not get to preach about a single right prediction. He had the opportunity to make more than that prediction, and he failed to take it.
He also predicted that Hat and Cloak was Quirrell, Santa Claus was Dumbledore, and S. was Snape. He considered these predictions blatantly obvious as well. I remember receiving ~13 upvotes for arguing that Quirrell could be ruled out as H&C, so it wasn’t as obvious to all of us.
All of which were consensus beliefs; do not make the mistake of interpreting upvotes as object-level agreement—you may have received the upvotes for making the anti-Quirrel case well or bringing up some bit that people hadn’t remembered or just being funny.
It’s a large space, not a binary yes-or-no, so successful predictions are impressive even given a large base. Also I could be prejudiced but MoR is supposed to be solvable god damn it.
Someone was criticized. S/he was right, the critics were wrong. The neural net updating algorithm calls for a nudge in the appropriate direction of “Beware of dismissing those who speak with what you think is too much confidence.”
No, it doesn’t, not out of thousands of predictions of which you selected one post hoc. If I may quote you, our minds do not run on floating point beliefs.
If 75th’s predictions were just luck, wouldn’t it be likely for there to be other people who got a smaller number of the predictions right?
Yes. If you look through the threads or the PredictionBook entries, there are plenty of people blowing predictions. (A particularly good example was the Wizengamot trial: how would Harry rescue Hermione? The actual solution was 1 of the top 2 or 3 suggestions, but that still implies a lot of people favoriting wrong solutions.)
Even if 75ths predictions aren’t just luck, you don’t have enough information to meaningfully update across such a broad reference class. If it’s got to overcome the weight of everyone I think is speaking with too much confidence on the other end of the lever, it’s not going to move far enough to be noticeable.
I update in favor of “user 75th is more experienced in the tropes of enigma fiction.” Indeed I would not be at all surprised were I to discover that user 75th writes such fiction him or herself. It similarly wouldn’t surprise me if user 75th had gone to the library and checked out and read some of the same 15 books Elizier checked out and read before writing HPMoR.
For example, before reading the author’s notes on HPMoR I was not familiar with Chekhov’s Gun. Now that I am, I am much more likely to catch such a device when it appears in other fiction. I now suspect user 75th is quite familiar with Chekhov’s Gun and other standard tricks of this sort of story. 75th picked up on one such trope (one I’m still not familiar with) that signaled that Hermione was heading for death.
If there’s a general update to be had here, it may go something like this:
Before dismissing those who speak with what I think is too much confidence, I need to consider the possibility that their confidence is based on facts or experience I am not aware of. I should probably take five minutes to ask them why they are so confident before dismissing them.
Ha, you’ve got me all wrong. I am woefully under-read, particularly in fiction. I get a very small percentage of the references Eliezer makes in Methods; most of the time, I find out that he’s borrowed something months (or, let’s face it, years) after I read it, only by seeing someone else explicitly point out the reference. I have had my life ruined by TV Tropes, but most of what I’m familiar with there is video games, and not too awfully many of those.
But it’s not a matter of picking up on specific tropes, exactly. It’s more a matter of getting into the author’s head. Of constantly asking “If this were foreshadowing or a setup or a clue, what would be the most effective payoff?” I read Chapter 84, and then, put together with many other quotes from my many rereads of HPMoR (“Nothing really bad ever happens at Hogwarts”, “Her life was officially over”, etc.), I answered that question with “Hermione will die horribly,” then posted how I felt about it.
It’s the same deal with my prediction — which I’m far more certain of than I was that Hermione would die horribly — that Nzryvn Obarf xvyyrq Anepvffn Znysbl. I got into an argument with someone on Reddit once, who was bringing up all sorts of random canon characters who haven’t even been introduced in Methods and coming up with categories in which to score them 1 to 5, then giving them wildly inappropriate scores and adding them up. She said things like “We’re in a state of abysmally low evidence” and “At least I appreciate what Eliezer is trying to do,” claiming to be following the spirit of Bayes better than me, when all I was doing was pointing out three successively more blatant clues that Eliezer put into the text and saying that my certainty had increased as they were successively pointed out to me.
I see a lot of that, it seems. A lot of people thinking the whole Bayes thing is about immediately reducing a situation to a bunch of numbers and seeing what the numbers say, and fie upon anyone who acts sure of something without attaching their spreadsheet. But it seems to me the numbers themselves are not the most important part of Bayesian thinking. Perhaps the least important part.
Re the rot13 bit, I called it that Qhzoyrqber xvyyrq ure based on text evidence before that was revealed, so the idea that it’s Obarf has always seemed wrong to me. They can’t both have done it, you know?
Arf, didn’t mean to start this again, but here’s my usual litany:
Gur bayl rivqrapr jr unir gung Qhzoyrqber xvyyrq Anepvffn vf gung Yhpvhf fnlf Qhzoyrqber gbyq uvz fb. Jr qba’g xabj gur rknpg jbeqf Qhzoyrqber hfrq, naq oheavat fbzrbar nyvir ernyyl qbrfa’g frrz yvxr Qhzoyrqber’f fglyr (nygubhtu V jvyy fnl gung Puncgre 89 vf gur svefg gvzr V’ir gubhtug gur Qhzoyrqber-vf-rivy pebjq zvtug npghnyyl unir fbzrguvat fhofgnagvir gb jbex jvgu). Zrnajuvyr:
Nzryvn’f qrsnhyg gubhtug jura eriratr pbzrf gb zvaq vf “Fbzrbar jbhyq ohea sbe guvf.”
Anepvffn’f fvfgre xvyyrq Nzryvn’f oebgure.
Nzryvn vf gur bar jub fcrnxf hc va gur Jvmratnzbg, gryyvat Qhzoyrqber “Qba’g rira guvax nobhg vg” jura Qhzoyrqber pbafvqref pbasrffvat gb Anepvffn’f zheqre.
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And if that’s not as close as you can actually come to a Bayesian updating process when reading a fiction book, where the only experiment you can perform is “Wait for more chapters and then read them”, I would love to learn what’s legitimately closer.
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2) Erzrzore, gur oheavat unccrarq evtug nsgre Noresbegu jnf xvyyrq, fb Qhzoyrqber’f zbgvir vf nyzbfg pregnvayl fgebatre guna Nzryvn’f.
3) Nyy guvf erdhverf vf na nyyl pybfr rabhtu gb xabj jung lbh’er guvaxvat naq gb trg lbh gb onpx qbja. V qba’g qbhog gung Nzryvn xabjf nobhg vg, V whfg qba’g guvax fur jnf gur bar jub crefbanyyl qvq vg. Tvira gung Obarf naq ZpTbantnyy ner(V guvax) gur bayl BBGC zrzoref va gur ebbz ng gur gvzr, vg’f irel jrnx rivqrapr—gur cebonovyvgl gung fur’f fcrnxvat hc nf na nyyl vf nyzbfg nf uvtu nf gur cebonovyvgl gung fur’f fcrnxvat hc nf gur thvygl cnegl.
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Amelia Bones isn’t a member of the Order of the Phoenix.
One wonders why she would even know about it at all, if she had nothing to do with it.
Well, I think Lucius probably made sure a long time ago that everyone knew what Dumbledore (supposedly) said to him. I didn’t get the feeling from that scene in the Wizengamot that Dumbledore-killing-Narcissa was any kind of a secret idea that people were just then finding out about.
This does rather change my view of some of the peripheral details, though. Previously, one possibility I pictured was Dumbledore restraining Amelia from her vengeance until Aberforth died, then relenting. I knew Amelia Bones wasn’t in the OotP, and I knew she felt distaste at Dumbledore’s softness, but somehow I never completely drew the conclusion that she wouldn’t care one whit about what Dumbledore said or thought, and therefore probably wouldn’t have cared if he had tried to restrain her.
Perhaps more likely, then, is the other way I pictured it: that Amelia couldn’t get to Narcissa by herself, and after Aberforth’s death, Dumbledore actively approached Amelia and said “Okay, I’m ready to help. I’ll be the ward-breaker, you do the deed.”
Whoops, looks like you’re right, the accusation was public knowledge:
I think you miss that this is a work of fiction that has an author. Think about why the author was motivated to make certain choices instead of thinking why the characters were motivated.
That is actually the other reason that I believe as I do. It seems like a much more interesting storytelling decision for my theory to be correct than for the competitor theory to be.
How is it more interesting storytelling for the guy everyone thinks did it to have done it, as opposed to “Here’s a puzzle and the clues to figure it out”?
Because it was a puzzle for the first what, 80 chapters? We’re getting close to the end of the story as of about two arcs ago, it’s time for puzzles to get solved. it’s not an interesting enough puzzle to justify a double twist, IMO.
You think it’s not an interesting puzzle because you think it’s not a puzzle at all. :) And wouldn’t it only be a double-twist if Dumbledore did do it? If Amelia Bones did it it would just be a single twist.
Baseline assumption: Team Death Eater is slandering Dumbledore when they claim he burned Narcissa Malfoy alive.
Twist: Nope, Dumbledore actually did it.
Double Twist: Or it was some random lady who used the word “burn” once. You know, whatever.
One of these twists is revealing of important information about a main character, future motivation for interesting developments(Harry being forced to choose between Draco and Dumbledore over the promise, or Draco having to forgive his mother’s murderer), a subversion of our expectations, and is reasonably predictable from evidence dropped in advance. One of them is irrelevant and a complete cop-out of all the character development built into the original twist. Take a guess which one I assume is more likely to be true.
Amelia killing Narcissa would be the sort of thing M Night Shyamalan would write.
If that were indeed an accurate summary of the situation, I would agree with you. I did agree with you, when that was the only potential clue I knew of. All three major clues would be circumstantial in real life, but when you step out a level and see that Eliezer writes this story, choosing every word we read, it’s clear that he wants us to figure out that Amelia has something more to do with Narcissa’s death.
It’s just as important if Dumbledore didn’t do it as it is if he did; it’s another piece of evidence that he’s not a huge evil hypocrite. Which many HPMoR readers seem to need.
I think it’ll be pretty interesting when Harry finds out that Amelia did it; Amelia was going for painful revenge, while Harry is already hemming and hawing over whether Dumbledore deserves to be an enemy if he did do it. Harry is much more likely to declare Amelia his enemy, and Amelia is much more likely to declare Harry her enemy.
Sounds to me like Amelia would be the biggest subversion of your expectations! Given the several conversations I’ve had on this topic, I’m pretty sure that Amelia’s guilt will be a subversion of most people’s expectations. In fact, I and possibly pedanterrific may be the only ones in the entire readership whose expectations aren’t subverted.
I really don’t understand why everyone thinks the three clues I identified are worth so much less than the clue-and-a-half we have about Dumbledore.
And this is why I didn’t actually mean to start this conversation again; this is the second or possibly third time that I’ve pushed someone to declare Eliezer a bad writer if my hypothesis proves true, who will now actually feel that way when it is proven true, where they probably would have just said “Huh!” before, or maybe even thought it was cool.
I just don’t get it. I don’t understand people’s reluctance to believe this, to step outside the text and realize that these are purposely written clues. Maybe it’s because I’m acting all certain again; maybe perceived overconfidence causes bad reactions in people even with all the supporting evidence, not only without it.
As someone who takes clues in the form of literary convention, extrapolation of authorial intent, etc. on a regular basis, I just think you’re really reaching.
As a general principle, it seems to me that most of us, most of the time, are really bad at recognizing the extent to which other people, even ones who are reasonably honest, sane and intelligent, can reach different conclusions from our own. This is a large part of why political and religious discussions get so overheated.
What’s not so clear to me is how far this is because so many people are so bad at thinking, and how far it’s because the available evidence often really is that ambiguous. Naively it seems as if, for most questions that are in principle resolvable empirically, the totality of the available evidence should end up pointing very clearly one way or another, so persistent divergences must indicate either failures in thinking methods or something like confirmation bias where different people effectively see very different subsets of the evidence. (Both, alas, very plausible.) But given that even very intelligent people trying hard to be rational, with a reasonable knowledge of cognitive biases can end up holding quite different opinions, perhaps there’s more real ambiguity than one would naively think. Or perhaps it’s just that no human being is really “very intelligent”; the most we ever achieve is “very intelligent relative to the appalling baseline of human stupidity, and still really pretty stupid”.
… But I digress; in the present case it seems fairly clear that there just isn’t more than, say, 10:1 evidence for Dumbledore over Bones or vice versa.
[EDITED some hours after posting, to fix a minor ambiguity I hadn’t noticed.]
Maybe not 10:1, no. But one thing that does seem to have been lacking in all the dissents from my theory is any textual clues pointing to anyone else.
Sometimes the people who object have harebrained ideas, like the person on Reddit who said that Regulus Black was a more likely suspect than Amelia Bones. Sometimes, they’re committed that Dumbledore did it. But so far as I can tell — and please, please, please tell me if I’m missing anything — the only evidence for Dumbledore’s guilt is
Lucius says that Dumbledore told him he did it.
Narcissa’s death represented a strategic victory for the side of the war Dumbledore led.
Narcissa’s death was subsequent to Aberforth’s death.
To me, that is what Eliezer does — information he explicitly gives us and points to and puts blinking lights around — to set the default starting point for the mystery. That is the baseline, boring, standard theory. The Amelia clues I keep bringing up, though, are different. I may do this completely wrong, but it is written:
You can see Amelia make a “burn” reference, or say that she hates Bellatrix for killing her brother, or speak up in the Wizengamot, and say “That is some really, really circumstantial evidence.”
And in-universe, in the story, that’s absolutely true. You could never justly convict someone in the real world on that evidence alone.
But Eliezer wrote those lines. The same brain that created the Narcissa mystery in the first place also made these explicit decisions: “Amelia Bones thinks of burning for revenge. Amelia Bones’s brother was killed by Narcissa’s sister. Amelia Bones will be the one to speak up at Dumbledore about Narcissa’s death.”
It seems to me that the Eliezer who believes that Amelia killed Narcissa is way more likely to make those three not-binary decisions that way than the Eliezer who believes that Dumbledore or someone else did it.
Pfah. I’m no good at this. Eliezer, if you’re reading this and I’m right, I’d like to cash in those Bayes Points you said I had for you to bookmark this thread and explain this better than I am when you post the chapter with the revelation. And if I’m wrong, then I’m so spectacularly wrong that I will gladly forfeit those Bayes Points anyway, and I don’t mind if you want to make a prominent top-level post about that.
And yet, textual analysis of the same sort is exactly what led me to the Dumbledore theory. I wrote off Draco’s comment as propaganda, and then Dumbledore’s “They learned not to mess with our families” line clued me in that he did it. The line is too on-point for anything else—certainly more so than any of the Bones evidence. His motive is better, his textual clues are clearer, and he explicitly said that he did it. Doesn’t a confession count for anything any more?
I agree with your analytical methods. I just think you’re misapplying them egregiously.
Saying “They learned not to mess with our families” with a stone cold look on his face is what you’d expect Dumbledore to do whether or not he killed Narcissa. The statement is a simple fact. The memory of Aberforth’s death and mere knowledge of Narcissa’s seems to me plenty sufficient to produce that line and that look. Harry has even explicitly thought that Dumbledore has acted consistent with either possibility. I grant that that thought was more about the “Only a fool would say ‘Yea’ or ‘Nay’ ” line, but if Harry thinks the line you mentioned is evidence of guilt, he has failed to think it where we can hear him, even when he was thinking through this entire issue.
Maybe, and yet the deed is still out of character for him, where it’s not nearly as much for Amelia, and Amelia’s motive is plenty good, given that Bellatrix was too powerful to attack directly.
Such as they are, they’re more explicit and blatant and obvious, yes. That just means it’s a crappy mystery if you’re right. I know I always say “Not everything that is mysterious to the characters is supposed to be mysterious to us”, but that’s more about things where we’re supposed to use our enhanced knowledge of canon or alternate POVs, where it takes deliberate suspension of learning or blatant failures of reading comprehension to keep from admitting the truth. Not like this issue, that’s obviously supposed to be a mystery that will be revealed later.
Says Lucius. Maybe Dumbledore said he did it, or maybe he used weasel words to lead Lucius to that belief without lying, or maybe he admitted some involvement without saying he cast the spell that killed her. The fact is, Dumbledore had a vested interest in the bad guys’ believing that he did it; therefore, any alleged confessions made by Dumbledore to the bad guys should be treated with suspicion.
EDIT: As a gesture of goodwill, let me post the best evidence I’ve seen that Dumbledore might have killed Narcissa, that I just now thought of and haven’t seen brought up in this context:
Sounds like Dumbledore has killed before. He said this in the same room where he keeps his Pensieve and memories of Aberforth’s death. I don’t know of any good guesses about who he might have killed other than Narcissa. Consider my probability estimates revised to be closer together. Not past each other, not even terribly closer, but closer.
An interesting thought, and one that I had not considered in this light. And yet, right afterwards:
This seems to make it clear to me that it is not that Dumbledore thought that he would never kill, and then Voldemort’s war changed that, and he killed. It’s that he thought that he should never kill, and then Voldemort himself became the exception, changed the rules so that he should kill Voldemort.
At least, it is an alternate possibility.
There is, of course, the Third Option.
Dumbledore did it, but he did not do it personally.
If Dumbledore manipulated Bones into murdering Narcissa, then we would have a universe where both Dumbledore and Bones would be emotionally affected by her death, where Bones would not want Dumbledore to take the legal blame and where Dumbledore would willingly take the (informal) blame.
I don’t think Amelia Bones is the kind of woman who needs to be manipulated by Dumbledore to get revenge. My similar hypothesis is that Amelia needed Dumbledore’s help to infiltrate Malfoy Manor and pull it off. Aberforth’s death provided the impetus for Dumbledore to help, but he didn’t cast the spell.
Aumann’s Agreement Theorem. None of us are rational or observant enough to qualify, unfortunately.
The Agreement Theorem is a consider-a-spherical-cow sort of result; its preconditions are absurdly strong. (In particular, the fact that the agents concerned are required not only to be perfect Bayesian reasoners but to have common knowledge that they are so.)
But even without Aumann one might hope for better agreement than we actually see...
Eliezer’s overconfidence script is dangerous.
Observation bias. Just because the two people mentioned speak up about it (presumably) so much more than others doesn’t mean that they are the only ones who hold this belief.
I share this belief with you, for instance. I find those hints to be convincing, narratively speaking.
Which is why I think it a significant possibility that Dumbledore helped in some way.
Any of those defenses might be sufficient for a single clue, but you have to take the clues together. Three successive clues (plus her character) pointing to Amelia, and only some words spoken to Lucius that we never saw pointing to Albus (and everything else we know of his character pointing away from him, though I know some would argue that), increase the probability of Amelia’s guilt quite a bit more than linearly.
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I totally get the point of the rest of your comment, but not this sentence. A correct prediction is meaningless because it wasn’t accompanied by another correct prediction?
I’m not trying to toot my own horn here; I’ve gotten things wrong too, and my original comment in question here was much more about expressing my despair at Chapter 84 than trying to register a prediction for later credit. But I don’t see how I had any particular “opportunity to make more than that prediction” that I failed to take, beyond the fact that anyone can make any prediction they feel like any time they feel like it.
More or less. Think of it in terms of selection bias: a bunch of people enter a lottery of some sort. After the lottery concludes, the lottery organizer Yliezer Eudkowsky praises the winner, entrant #57, for their deep insights into lotteries and how to guess the winning number and admonishes everyone who told #57 to not get his hopes up. Do we now credit #57 for wisdom and study his numerology? No, not really.
Now, if #57 had simultaneously entered 5 other lotteries and won 3 of them, then we would start wondering what #57′s edge is and preorder #57′s upcoming book Secrets of the RNG Illuminati. Or even if he had won none of those other lotteries and simply gotten 3 near-misses (5 out of 6 digits right, for example), that would still serve as replication of above-average predictive accuracy and not mere selection effects, and persuade us that something was going on there beyond randomness+post-hoc-selection.
Mm. I think there’s wisdom in the approach of only making public predictions when you’re very confident in them, and that may have been the only thing 75th was that confident in. (This isn’t a very good approach for calibrating your brain’s sense of uncertainty, but it has other benefits.)
You can always make public predictions with the confidence that you have on prediction book.
Could be that ‘use 75th’ only had the right information and mental algorithms to produce the correct prediction in this one case. Other cases ‘user 75th’ might not have passed a sufficient threshold of probability to spout out a prediction.
Please label me as user 2nd when it comes to predictions of ‘user 75th’ ’s predictive powers.
I doubt, though, that Harry will turn evil due to this.
I am breaking my “only comment on LW if you expect some benefit” rule because I am in a somewhat unique position to comment on this, and I agree with Eliezer that “penalizing people for sounding certain or uppity or above-the-status-you-assign-them can potentially lead you to ignore people who are actually competent”. See, I made this update at an earlier time under not-dissimilar circumstances. (In short, I thought ArisKatsaris was making an overconfident prediction about HPMoR, bet against him, and lost.)
An excerpt from my journal, 3/28/2012:
So, you know, here’s a chance to learn a $30 lesson for free, people.
I wasn’t one of the downvotes, but if I’d seen it I would have been.
I count 14 sentences in that post which each deserve an upvote, but then a 15th sentence which more than cancels out all the rest, not due to certainty, but due to literal malevolence!
But you’re awarding Bayes points for a combination of brilliant analysis and anti-goodness motivation? I thought we were anti-UFAI here...
Ha, interesting take. That last sentence was not actually an endorsement of horrible murderous things happening, it was just my way of saying “Now let’s get down to business” about the home stretch of the story.
Thanks for the clarification! I retract my objections.
As for the common criticism, although I’m as adamant as the next person here that “p=1” is impossible without infinite evidence, I don’t think that fact demands that every casual conversation must quantify “1 minus epsilon” or even explicitly acknowledge it.
I went to check on the original comment, saw that I had downvoted it, and now I am embarrassed.
Upvoted for embarrassment.
Well, in the spirit of sticking your neck out:
Harry was sorted into Slytherin.
Dumbledore created Harry to be the ideal literary hero.
Lord Voldemort doesn’t want to conquer the world.
Dumbledore is working on way more advance information than everyone else.
Counter-evidence: Harry produces blue and bronze sparks at Ollivander’s.
As long as we’re sticking necks out, though:
Definitely: The horcrux technology uses the ghost phenomenon. Specifically, by causing the violent death of a wizard under controlled conditions (i.e., murder) it’s possible to harness the powerful burst of magic to make a ghost of the living caster instead of of the dying victim: a backup copy. A ghost may be static data rather than a running instance, but hey, so is a cryo patient.
Definitely: Baby Harry was overwritten with a horcrux-backup-copy of Voldemort. Voldemort didn’t plan on childhood amnesia, though, and much of the information was erased (or at least made harder to access consciously). The Remembrall-like-the-Sun indicated the forgotten lifetime as Riddle. Remnants of Voldemort’s memories are the reason Harrymort has a cold side; his upbringing in a loving family is the reason he has a warm side.
Mere hunch: In chapter 45, the Dementor recognized Harry as Voldemort and addressed him by name: “Riddle”.
Mere hunch: Voldemort may have chosen to impress his horcrux in a living human in order to try to get around the “static data” problem. If it had worked, he would have forked himself—there would have been two fully functional running instances of Voldemort, all the time, plus twelve hours a day worth of Time-copies.
Some of the horcruxes in canon are made from murdering Muggles, though.
I don’t see anywhere that this happens in Chapter 45.
Very early in the chapter: “He had regained an impossible memory, for all that the Dementor had made him desecrate it. A strange word kept echoing in his mind.”
And later: “Harry glanced in the Dementor’s direction. The word echoed in his mind again. All right, Harry thought to himself, if the Dementor is a riddle, what is the answer? And just like that, it was obvious.”
Once Harry figures out what Dementors are, he stops being able to hear their “voices”, because he no longer sees (hears) them as sentient. But if “the word” was actually coming from the Dementor, I don’t know what would’ve kept everyone else from hearing it.
Nice job!
I think Voldemort sets himself up to move from host to host, and who better to move into, than the hero who saves the world from Voldemort?
Does that mean that both Harry and Quirrel are Voldemort?
Without getting into a tiresome analysis of identity theory, Quirrell is currently almost entirely Voldemort, while Harry has a little of the devil in him.
Not yet, but that would seem to be a plausible end-game for Quirrelmort.
Well spotted.
This is canon.
To a lesser extent, this is as well.
Let me be more specific then.
*Dumbledore has had the intention of creating the boy who lived since before Harry’s birth and likely, before his parent’s marriage.
*Dumbledore has access to many, many more prophecies than anyone else and has been using this fact for decades.
Those are vastly more interesting predictions. Plausible, and it’d be an interesting story if true.
I stand by my downvote. Not for the prediction, but for the way it was phrased. (That said, if the parts I considered to be melodrama turn out to be literally correct, I will revise it to an upvote)
Some of the melodramatic parts have already been proven right:
Both of her legs were eaten by a troll before she died, and as she died, she whispered to Harry, “Not your fault.” Check.
Check.
Interesting that Harry uses his med pack he bought in anticipation of almost exactly the scenario which played out when he used it, except that Hermione absolves him instead of cursing him.
The detailed foreshadowing often seems like part of the story, not just as aspect of the story. What is said comes true much more than it should, and in much more detail than it should. “Bitten” is a very specific way to die.
You know, speaking of foreshadowing…
That very quote led into McGonagall’s theory that Harry had suffered some kind of trauma and had it Obliviated. And then there was that business with the Remembrall in chapter 17. I’d have to go back and check for more instances of Harry specifically foreshadowing a future event like this, but more and more I’m beginning to think that Harry has forgotten or locked foreknowledge that’s leaking into his subconscious.
But in Chapter 17, McGongall rejects the theory that remembralls detect Obliviation.
But, strange that Harry doesn’t think to keep experimenting with the Remembrall.
This bothered me as well. It’s a mysterious phenomenon that directly relates to Harry’s own mental state. He should have been all over that.
Harry had forgotten that he was not to use his timeturner in front of other people- a fact which got him a very stern rebuke from Mcgonagall.
That’s plausible, but if so, it seems like a very disproportionate response from the Remembrall; that is assuming that under ordinary circumstances Remembralls light up like they do in canon, which I suppose is not necessarily a given.
From what we’ve seen of Wizard courts, they aren’t exactly bastions of prudence and rationality.
And we never did hear back from her on that topic, did we?
Could he have forgotten without obliviation?
Don’t go making that second checkmark yet—we’re still within the Time-Turner window here. (I’d put it at maybe 2% that he manages to save her—EY doesn’t seem the type for cheap copouts like that—but that’s still high enough for a bit of bet-heging)
It’s not going to happen. You don’t hang that much drama on an event if you intend to reverse it quickly, unless you’re going for comedy, and comedy doesn’t make sense in this context.
That said, if you’d asked me a day ago I would have said that there are too many dangling plot threads surrounding her for the story to do what it just did, so it’s probably a good idea to adjust your confidence of predictions based on narrative mechanics appropriately.
Like I said, very low odds. But Eliezer is a clever guy, he could plausibly figure out some way of bringing her back without tripping off too many narrative bullshit detectors.
It sounds like you might be mistaking Eliezer’s role in this, and mistaking your desires for desires we can reasonably assign to Eliezer.
This isn’t something that happened to the HP&tMoR version of Hermione Granger, this is something that Eliezer, the author did to the HP&tMoR version of Hermione Granger.
He did it for a reason. He’s almost certainly been planning it all along. If it made him sad then it first made him sad quite some time ago. He’s not feeling the surprised dismay you have today.
He wanted this.
He wanted the words written on the page to be written on the page, yes. That does not, strictly speaking, mean that he wants Hermione to be dead. He’s been known to play with our expectations before, after all.
Edit: To clarify, this is almost certainly wishful thinking talking, and I acknowledge that. But a guy can dream.
Edit: I just reread
And now...well, I think the odds are below 1%. There’s no elegant way to walk that back.
Time turners cannot alter anything the user knows about (for some value of `know’), so it would require reenacting this exact scene. So someone would have to simulate Harry’s experiences, including the magical event, confuse Harry’s patronus as to location of Hermione (or cause Hermione to actually be on scene, albeit invisible), and control the troll, so that it behaved exactly in the way Harry remembers it to have behaved. Also, Dumbledore would need not to tell Harry anything that he couldn’t have lied when he said he was responding to the death of a student.
I’m betting Hermione is really, really dead (though Harry may yet resurrect her). However, remember that writing a story is often the inverse of reading it. It’s like solving a maze by starting from the goal and working backward to the beginning: often much easier.
If (big if) Hermione is resurrected and/or not really dead, then Eliezer very likely started from a narrative goal of having Harry see Hermione’s horrible but fake/reversible death and then worked backwards from there to make it happen. As readers we have the much tougher task of working forward from the clues to the correct conclusion.
That is, Eliezer did not have to figure out how to write himself out of this series of events. He constructed these events to lead to the conclusion he wants.
The soul releasing seems easy enough to fake, as does Hermione’s comment to the Patronus. Hermione being under an invisibiliy cloak near fake-Hermione would do for the Patronus taking Harry to her(though screaming mid-combat would be quite dangerous, even invisible).
The hardest part would be creating a fake Hermione sufficiently well to convince both the troll and Harry. Do we know of any magic sufficient to that task? Copying the form can be done, as was done with the Azkaban breakout, but the blood and the talking both seem outside the capabilities of that spell.
It’s not obvious to me how to fake the soul releasing. It was perceived by the magic-sense, not just with the muggle senses.
Here’s a miserable plot possibility. Hermione was concealed, something went wrong, and the feeling of her mind going past was because a number of other things happened, and the concealed Hermione was killed.
Neutral plot possibility: usually, dying minds aren’t felt in the wizarding world. Something unusual was going on, and I don’t know what it was.
This seems unlikely. This would end up sounding a lot like “don’t tamper with fate”. That sort of thing is very common in time travel stories where someone tries to save someone’s life, but it has a massively anti-transhumanist, pro-deathist vibe. I doubt Eliezer would do it.
I’m assuming that Hermione is going to be brought back somehow, so the implication isn’t that you can’t fight fate, it’s that the world has wildly complicated plot twists.
This seems unlikely. There was a mention about ghosts being caused by “the burst of magic that accompanied the violent death of a wizard” (or something along those lines—I don’t feel like looking up the exact quote right now.)
Thank you for saying this. I’ve been hoping someone would make note of this. Don’t people remember the fight with the bullies in ch 73?
If the mad burst of intellect and magic and etc. was standard, they wouldn’t have been able to fake it for even a second.
Now, I’m not necessarily saying that the feeling was only because of something fishy going on. I’m just saying that it cannot be the standard.
Hmm. How about having someone else die in Hermione’s place?
I don’t recall offhand if the death burst was recognizable as Hermione, but otherwise it seems doable. Dumbledore said he felt a student die and only realized it was Hermione once he saw her.
You’d need polyjuice for the visual appearance, and either Hermione’s presence or a fake Patronus for past-Harry to follow. Hermione is unlikely to go along with the plan willingly sho she’d need to be tricked or incapacitated. Hard to tell which would be easier.
Given the last words, Hermione’s doppelganger might need to be complicit with the plan. Easy to accomplish if it was Harry, but I think he’s too utilitarian for that. He’d need someone loyal but expendable. Lesath would seem to fit the bill, but I wonder if he’d agree to literally die on Harry’s command.
Either Dumbledore is on it and lied to Harry, or it was a student.
Harry seemed to think so, but he was obviously biased by seeing Hermione.
Doesn’t it wear off after death?
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Overall, this plan requires at least 2 hard things to happen correctly: identical fake magic burst and getting real Hermione there and screaming or Patronus shenanigans. I disbelieve this strongly.
That’s true, it’s still possible. Nonetheless, there is still a scene where Harry watches Hermione die and can do nothing about it. So I’d consider that it checked even if he brings her back / somehow prevents it retroactively.
Certainty would have been inappropriate whether he turned out to be correct or not, but seeing it here, I took it as a prediction and not a guarantee, and regardless, any mistaken certainty should not be held against the hypothesis anyway.