Since we think largely in words, pointing out similarities between Thing We Think Is Bad and Thing We Think Is Good requires us to examine the connotations of the words we use. We should be doing that all the time. Just as this alleged “worst argument in the world” can be used to sneak in connotations, it can also be used to force examination of connotations that have previously been sneaked in.
I agree. I’m not saying that this form can’t be used as a means of examining our intuitions. For example, “meat is murder” is a snappier way of asking “Why, given that we’re so worried about harming humans, are we so callous about harming animals?”
But then once the other person answers you with something like “It’s because animals have no natural rights” or “Because animals don’t have sophisticated enough nervous systems to suffer” or whatever it is they say, the debate has to shift to whether or not that objection is valid. So “but meat is murder!” shouldn’t be used as a counterargument to “Animals don’t have sophisticated enough nervous systems to suffer”, because this latter statement is already answering the question the former was intended to ask.
From that example, it sounds like mindless repetition (non-responsiveness) is the worst argument in the world, whether or not it contains an analogy. What is the special harm of analogy that makes it worse than other kinds of mindless repetition? (Worse than, say, other kinds of seductive, poetic language like rhyming words, a la “if it doesn’t fit you must acquit.”) And is an analogy still “the worst argument in the world” if it’s NOT mindlessly repeated?
I don’t think it’s precisely about mindless repetition. For example:
A: I think eating meat is morally okay, because animals have simple nervous systems and can’t feel pain.
B: But meat is murder!
Here even though A spoke first and there is no repetition involved, I still think B’s response is inadequate, because B is accusing A of double standards after A has explained the double standard away. The reason why this is more dangerous than (if not worse than) “If the glove won’t fit, you must acquit” is that B looks like she is making a novel and nontrivial point and it’s not immediately obvious that this is a non-argument already addressed by A’s statement (whereas hopefully no one takes the glove argument seriously as an argument)
Again, the objection seems to be more about the particular USE of the argument than the nature of the argument itself (what I call above “non-responsiveness”). I would genuinely like to understand why analogies of the kind you call the Worst Argument in the World are so harmful (and I appreciate your engaging on it). Is it your claim that people are particularly likely to take analogies seriously as arguments, more than other arguments? Is it their very power that makes them so bad?
Rhyming and other poetic tricks, like showing a picture, make statements feel more true to hearers; are those tricks less dangerous than analogy because we (think we) are immune to them? I can kind of intuitively understand what you mean by something being a real argument or not (“as an argument”), but I’m not sure why things taken seriously as arguments are more dangerous than sneaky, non-argument cues that make things seem true.
I wonder if what you really want to destroy are “things effectively masquerading as arguments that aren’t really arguments.” That class is not exhausted by inexact analogies (which is to say all analogies), nor are all inexact analogies members of that class.
I think metonymy (association, like eugenics --> Hitler) is a much more harmful cognitive sin than metaphor (which at least requires a theory of why things are similar).
I wonder if what you really want to destroy are “things effectively masquerading as arguments that aren’t really arguments.” That class is not exhausted by inexact analogies (which is to say all analogies), nor are all inexact analogies members of that class.
This sounds like a fair summary. I stick to my assertion that what you’re calling analogies (and which I would specify are analogies that are not phrased in analogy form and which the overwhelming majority of people never recognize as analogies) are more common and more convincing than most other members of this class.
In grade school we learn that “X is like Y” is a simile, and “X is Y” is a metaphor, and that there is some crucial difference between the two. Perhaps there is, but I haven’t seen an argument to that effect. Mainly, we call both of these “analogy” or “metaphor.”
So the argument for tabooing The Worst Argument in the World is that, since many analogies are unusually powerful and people may not recognize that they’re analogies rather than perhaps identities, every analogy is The Worst Argument in the World. Even though many analogies are admittedly productive, the class of argument is tabooed because many of its members are problematic.
Doesn’t that make the taboo on The Worst Argument in the World itself a species of The Worst Argument in the World?
I’m not trying to taboo everything of the form “X is Y”.
Consider an analogy to the argumentum ad hominem fallacy. I think it’s correct to dub this a fallacy and say it’s not a legitimate move in argument. However, some people are stupid, some people are evil, and it may be correct and proper to mention that they are stupid and evil. It just can’t be doing the heavy lifting in an argument. Certainly calling people stupid and evil is useful as a slogan, it’s useful for introducing evidence against them, it’s even valid in some kinds of arguments (For example, “Bob is stupid, so we probably don’t want to let him design the nuclear plant.”)
I think Worst Argument in the World is the same way. There are some legitimate uses for statements of the “X is in category Y!” form, but actually doing the heavy lifting in a philosophical argument is not one of them. I’d be pretty happy if people just stopped doing it entirely, but I admit that it’s possible (although I think unlikely) to keep using it and always be responsible with it.
If I wanted to do that, I would phrase things differently, to avoid the connotation issues (of, for example, Taxation is Theft!):
“We think burglary is bad, but tax is good, yet they have some similarities. Are we right to judge them differently?” or even “I think the things that make burglary bad are X Y and Z, but X is shared by taxation, and Y is partly shared by taxation. I conclude that taxation is not as bad as burglary, but still a bit bad”
Great, clear statement of the position. Wouldn’t the “worst argument in the world” taboo apply just as strongly to any use of figurative language in the context of an argument? Instead of making an analogy, for instance (e.g., “X is the mindkiller”), why not just use literal language? No danger of connotative contamination, then. Instead of making a joke, why not just explain what you mean, rather than requiring your audience to grasp for the insight it contains? (Apparently hyperbole is allowed, as it’s incorporated into the NAME of the argument—why is hyperbole okay, but not metaphor?)
I understand the ideal here. But I think cutting off our own linguistic balls, so to speak, gives us only the illusion of cognitive cleanness—and much is lost. We are not motivated by pure logic to engage logically with an idea. We are motivated by “epistemic emotions” like curiosity and confusion. A title like “Should Trees Have Standing?” is emotional and poetic and could be literally replaced with “Should our legal system treat inanimate objects as ends in themselves for social reasons not entailed by property rights?” But I don’t think the former is cheating, and I don’t think the latter would have been as successful in motivating cognition on the topic.
I would even defend good old “Meat is Murder!” as a compact little ethical puzzle for beginners, rather than the Worst Argument in the World!
I think the salient point here is whether we are talking about a theft close to the archetype, such as mugging or burglary, or one further from it, such as Robin Hood enacting his redistribution scheme, or the government taxing.
So when we have “X is the mindkiller”, that’s okay if “X” happens to be party politics, or factions disagreeing in a fricticious boardroom meeting. A fringe example of mind-killing might be a recurring disagreement between spouses over whether to buy skinned or unskinned milk (you can still have entrenched positions, but it doesn’t really reach the same level).
Not sure I’m being too clear. What I’m saying is that words refer to a cluster of things, with varying strength, and we use the WAITW when we talk about things on the fringe of that cluster as if they were in fact slap bang in the middle.
Since we think largely in words, pointing out similarities between Thing We Think Is Bad and Thing We Think Is Good requires us to examine the connotations of the words we use. We should be doing that all the time. Just as this alleged “worst argument in the world” can be used to sneak in connotations, it can also be used to force examination of connotations that have previously been sneaked in.
I agree. I’m not saying that this form can’t be used as a means of examining our intuitions. For example, “meat is murder” is a snappier way of asking “Why, given that we’re so worried about harming humans, are we so callous about harming animals?”
But then once the other person answers you with something like “It’s because animals have no natural rights” or “Because animals don’t have sophisticated enough nervous systems to suffer” or whatever it is they say, the debate has to shift to whether or not that objection is valid. So “but meat is murder!” shouldn’t be used as a counterargument to “Animals don’t have sophisticated enough nervous systems to suffer”, because this latter statement is already answering the question the former was intended to ask.
From that example, it sounds like mindless repetition (non-responsiveness) is the worst argument in the world, whether or not it contains an analogy. What is the special harm of analogy that makes it worse than other kinds of mindless repetition? (Worse than, say, other kinds of seductive, poetic language like rhyming words, a la “if it doesn’t fit you must acquit.”) And is an analogy still “the worst argument in the world” if it’s NOT mindlessly repeated?
I don’t think it’s precisely about mindless repetition. For example:
A: I think eating meat is morally okay, because animals have simple nervous systems and can’t feel pain.
B: But meat is murder!
Here even though A spoke first and there is no repetition involved, I still think B’s response is inadequate, because B is accusing A of double standards after A has explained the double standard away. The reason why this is more dangerous than (if not worse than) “If the glove won’t fit, you must acquit” is that B looks like she is making a novel and nontrivial point and it’s not immediately obvious that this is a non-argument already addressed by A’s statement (whereas hopefully no one takes the glove argument seriously as an argument)
Again, the objection seems to be more about the particular USE of the argument than the nature of the argument itself (what I call above “non-responsiveness”). I would genuinely like to understand why analogies of the kind you call the Worst Argument in the World are so harmful (and I appreciate your engaging on it). Is it your claim that people are particularly likely to take analogies seriously as arguments, more than other arguments? Is it their very power that makes them so bad?
Rhyming and other poetic tricks, like showing a picture, make statements feel more true to hearers; are those tricks less dangerous than analogy because we (think we) are immune to them? I can kind of intuitively understand what you mean by something being a real argument or not (“as an argument”), but I’m not sure why things taken seriously as arguments are more dangerous than sneaky, non-argument cues that make things seem true.
I wonder if what you really want to destroy are “things effectively masquerading as arguments that aren’t really arguments.” That class is not exhausted by inexact analogies (which is to say all analogies), nor are all inexact analogies members of that class.
I think metonymy (association, like eugenics --> Hitler) is a much more harmful cognitive sin than metaphor (which at least requires a theory of why things are similar).
This sounds like a fair summary. I stick to my assertion that what you’re calling analogies (and which I would specify are analogies that are not phrased in analogy form and which the overwhelming majority of people never recognize as analogies) are more common and more convincing than most other members of this class.
In grade school we learn that “X is like Y” is a simile, and “X is Y” is a metaphor, and that there is some crucial difference between the two. Perhaps there is, but I haven’t seen an argument to that effect. Mainly, we call both of these “analogy” or “metaphor.”
So the argument for tabooing The Worst Argument in the World is that, since many analogies are unusually powerful and people may not recognize that they’re analogies rather than perhaps identities, every analogy is The Worst Argument in the World. Even though many analogies are admittedly productive, the class of argument is tabooed because many of its members are problematic.
Doesn’t that make the taboo on The Worst Argument in the World itself a species of The Worst Argument in the World?
I’m not trying to taboo everything of the form “X is Y”.
Consider an analogy to the argumentum ad hominem fallacy. I think it’s correct to dub this a fallacy and say it’s not a legitimate move in argument. However, some people are stupid, some people are evil, and it may be correct and proper to mention that they are stupid and evil. It just can’t be doing the heavy lifting in an argument. Certainly calling people stupid and evil is useful as a slogan, it’s useful for introducing evidence against them, it’s even valid in some kinds of arguments (For example, “Bob is stupid, so we probably don’t want to let him design the nuclear plant.”)
I think Worst Argument in the World is the same way. There are some legitimate uses for statements of the “X is in category Y!” form, but actually doing the heavy lifting in a philosophical argument is not one of them. I’d be pretty happy if people just stopped doing it entirely, but I admit that it’s possible (although I think unlikely) to keep using it and always be responsible with it.
If I wanted to do that, I would phrase things differently, to avoid the connotation issues (of, for example, Taxation is Theft!):
“We think burglary is bad, but tax is good, yet they have some similarities. Are we right to judge them differently?” or even “I think the things that make burglary bad are X Y and Z, but X is shared by taxation, and Y is partly shared by taxation. I conclude that taxation is not as bad as burglary, but still a bit bad”
Great, clear statement of the position. Wouldn’t the “worst argument in the world” taboo apply just as strongly to any use of figurative language in the context of an argument? Instead of making an analogy, for instance (e.g., “X is the mindkiller”), why not just use literal language? No danger of connotative contamination, then. Instead of making a joke, why not just explain what you mean, rather than requiring your audience to grasp for the insight it contains? (Apparently hyperbole is allowed, as it’s incorporated into the NAME of the argument—why is hyperbole okay, but not metaphor?)
I understand the ideal here. But I think cutting off our own linguistic balls, so to speak, gives us only the illusion of cognitive cleanness—and much is lost. We are not motivated by pure logic to engage logically with an idea. We are motivated by “epistemic emotions” like curiosity and confusion. A title like “Should Trees Have Standing?” is emotional and poetic and could be literally replaced with “Should our legal system treat inanimate objects as ends in themselves for social reasons not entailed by property rights?” But I don’t think the former is cheating, and I don’t think the latter would have been as successful in motivating cognition on the topic.
I would even defend good old “Meat is Murder!” as a compact little ethical puzzle for beginners, rather than the Worst Argument in the World!
I think the salient point here is whether we are talking about a theft close to the archetype, such as mugging or burglary, or one further from it, such as Robin Hood enacting his redistribution scheme, or the government taxing.
So when we have “X is the mindkiller”, that’s okay if “X” happens to be party politics, or factions disagreeing in a fricticious boardroom meeting. A fringe example of mind-killing might be a recurring disagreement between spouses over whether to buy skinned or unskinned milk (you can still have entrenched positions, but it doesn’t really reach the same level).
Not sure I’m being too clear. What I’m saying is that words refer to a cluster of things, with varying strength, and we use the WAITW when we talk about things on the fringe of that cluster as if they were in fact slap bang in the middle.