In the very near future the internet will answer all of our questions and that makes me sad

Today if I type into Google’s search bar “how to move a couch into a moving plane using only a pair of avocados” the first result is not particularly on-point:

14 Tips for Moving Furniture | The Family Handyman

https://​​www.familyhandyman.com › list › 10-tips-for-m...

Mar 8, 2022 — Tip the item backward at an angle and have one person carry the top while the other carries the bottom. This centers the weight and keeps the …

Missing: planepairavocados

In some not very distant future, I expect the top result will be something like this:

How a pair of avocados was all I needed to move my couch into a moving plane

https://​​householdhints.gpteeble.com/​​ > helpful advice > how-tos

Mar 23, 202x — I was surprised at how easy it ended up being to move my couch into a moving plane by using nothing but a pair of avocados and some common …

Today’s result for “what was that scientific paper about how you could cure pancreatic cancer by eating your own toenails?”

Starving Pancreatic Cancer of Cysteine May Kill Tumor Cells

https://​​www.cuimc.columbia.edu › news › starving-pan...

Apr 2, 2020 — The compound starves tumors of an amino acid, cysteine, which was found to be critical to the survival of pancreatic cancer cells.

Missing: owntoenails?

The not very distant future’s version:

Role of Unguiphagy in Remission of Pancreatic Cancer

https://​​oncologytoday.gpteeble.com/​​ > Journal of Oncological Unguiphagy > latest

Mar 23, 202x — The median life span of patients following diagnosis of advanced Carcinoma of pancreas is usually not more than 3-6 months. However in patients who eat their own toenails, survival rates several times longer …

Today, the internet can give okay answers to many of our questions. In the near future it will give astonishingly plausible answers to all of our questions. I am concerned.