1) I don’t want to alarm you, but there’s a tiger next to you.
2) I second the comments about your pictures. Get someone with a real camera to take some for you, smile when they do it, and then crop/balance them.
3) You made me giggle a few times; points for that.
4) I do too message men!
5) You get to goad the reader into asking you out and still have it sound like a joke exactly once. The second time it’s desperate. (You do it once in the “message me if” and once in a photo caption.)
2) I am mostly using those pictures to signal that I do interesting things; generally, the more interesting the thing I am doing, the less likely I have a good photo of it (eg when trekking in mountains I became unshaven and poorly groomed and hideous and can only take pictures by holding the camera in front of my face). I’m not really sure how to fix that. Should I get rid of all my interesting pictures?
5) Meh, good point.
I’m from Orange County, but haven’t lived there in a while.
1) I don’t want to alarm you, but there’s a tiger next to you.
2) I second the comments about your pictures. Get someone with a real camera to take some for you, smile when they do it, and then crop/balance them.
3) You made me giggle a few times; points for that.
4) I do too message men!
5) You get to goad the reader into asking you out and still have it sound like a joke exactly once. The second time it’s desperate. (You do it once in the “message me if” and once in a photo caption.)
Where in CA are you from? :)
2) I am mostly using those pictures to signal that I do interesting things; generally, the more interesting the thing I am doing, the less likely I have a good photo of it (eg when trekking in mountains I became unshaven and poorly groomed and hideous and can only take pictures by holding the camera in front of my face). I’m not really sure how to fix that. Should I get rid of all my interesting pictures?
5) Meh, good point.
I’m from Orange County, but haven’t lived there in a while.
Nah, you could just supplement them with tidier ones.