“It seems a lot of our pills cause vomiting as a side-effect?”
“Yeah, the company knows about it but it’s tricky to fix.”
“How so? Our competitors don’t have this problem, and we make basically the same products, right?”
“Right, no, it’s a corporate structure issue.”
″?”
“If a pill does too much or too little of something, we have a group of clever people whose job it is to care about that and to reformulate it slightly to improve it. If it doesn’t kill enough pain, the analgesic division will step in. If it causes clotting, the anticoagulant folks have a look. If it makes your bones brittle, it’ll be the antiosteoporosises. You see? But if it causes vomiting-”
“Right, yeah. There’s no one to take ownership of the problem, because-”
“It seems a lot of our pills cause vomiting as a side-effect?”
“Yeah, the company knows about it but it’s tricky to fix.”
“How so? Our competitors don’t have this problem, and we make basically the same products, right?”
“Right, no, it’s a corporate structure issue.”
″?”
“If a pill does too much or too little of something, we have a group of clever people whose job it is to care about that and to reformulate it slightly to improve it. If it doesn’t kill enough pain, the analgesic division will step in. If it causes clotting, the anticoagulant folks have a look. If it makes your bones brittle, it’ll be the antiosteoporosises. You see? But if it causes vomiting-”
“Right, yeah. There’s no one to take ownership of the problem, because-”
“There is no antiemetics division.”
For those who, like me, didn’t know the reference
Also now running as an in-progress youtube short series. (I haven’t read the original.)
Fine. You win. Take your upvote.
(I confess I have no idea how to interpret the agree-votes on this.)
(my react is me rolling my eyes)