I believe you have psychologically harmed me.
Well done!
I appreciate what appears to be your very best effort.
We certainly need to keep working on this category of problem until:
20 years pass and somehow we’re still alive and everything is great!
I have benefited from linking your post to others as a reference point for non-constructive alignment approaches, so don’t feel any guilt I expect that if we live for another few years this post will pay for the damage it’s caused ;)