For entertainment—try different levels of water flow with your existing speaker setup and see if there’s any overlap between the range of “audible entertainment” and “acceptable cooling.” The experiment is fast and cheap. Edit: You may not be able to find the right level of cooling without first doing some exercise nearby to heat yourself up.
For safety—Assuming you’ve found an optimal level of water flow, try dancing at various levels of intensity with a friend present in the bathroom to catch-you/call-an-ambulance/help in case of severe accident. Not quite as fast as the first experiment, but contingent on it and still free and relatively easy—plus amusing for a friend
Dancing in the shower with someone to catch me? Okay, to be fair, I didn’t mention modesty issues in my original post, but I didn’t really think anybody was going to suggest something that involved immodesty...
Run the experiment:
For entertainment—try different levels of water flow with your existing speaker setup and see if there’s any overlap between the range of “audible entertainment” and “acceptable cooling.” The experiment is fast and cheap. Edit: You may not be able to find the right level of cooling without first doing some exercise nearby to heat yourself up.
For safety—Assuming you’ve found an optimal level of water flow, try dancing at various levels of intensity with a friend present in the bathroom to catch-you/call-an-ambulance/help in case of severe accident. Not quite as fast as the first experiment, but contingent on it and still free and relatively easy—plus amusing for a friend
Dancing in the shower with someone to catch me? Okay, to be fair, I didn’t mention modesty issues in my original post, but I didn’t really think anybody was going to suggest something that involved immodesty...
(The shower curtain in my home is transparent.)
Ha. Here you go just piling on additional constraints!
Could you wear a bathing suit that’d provide sufficient modesty?
I could indeed do that. Hmm. (Not sure if Ade wants to watch me dance in the shower, though.)