One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come to you and show you a nice, brand new deck of cards on which (Sky snaps fingers) the seal has not yet been broken. This man is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of that deck and squirt cider in your ear. Now son, you do not take this bet, for as sure as you stand there, you are going to wind up with an earful of cider.”
Sky Masterson(Marlon Brando) Guys and Dolls
Ahem.
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I dunno. If the bet is for less money than a can of cider costs and you have a glass ready it might be worth it.
I don’t think I would drink cider that had been in my ear. Maybe you have cleaner ears.
That’s a side effect of perfecting human rationality. :D
If it did, they wouldn’t make the bet with you.
On the other hand, I’d happily pay for the experience of losing that bet.