This paper argues that at least one of the following propositions must be true: (1) a happy person is very likely to start believing in magic before reaching an “unhappy” stage; (2) any unhappy person is extremely unlikely to take their dog walking a significant number of times; (3) we are almost certainly living in a stimulation. It follows that the belief that I will one day become an unhappy person who doesn’t walk their dog is false, unless I start believing in magic.
This paper argues that at least one of the following propositions must be true: (1) a happy person is very likely to start believing in magic before reaching an “unhappy” stage; (2) any unhappy person is extremely unlikely to take their dog walking a significant number of times; (3) we are almost certainly living in a stimulation. It follows that the belief that I will one day become an unhappy person who doesn’t walk their dog is false, unless I start believing in magic.