So, we know a small number of people have jumped ahead in the vaccine line by being at the right place at the right time when a freezer broke and there weren’t enough eligible people.
How would one maximize their chance of jumping in line if they were limited to the continental united states? What city would you spend your time prowling for unused vaccine?
Edit: I could get to 30 BMI in about two weeks. Creatine + an overreaching block + stuffing myself on wings should get me that last 15lbs
You can probably find a way to add 15 lbs without actually gaining weight. Sew some weights into your clothes, wear bigger shoes and fill the extra space with something heavy, etc.
If you’re really serious about getting vaccinated ASAP, commit any one of a thousand different frauds, up to and including paying someone who looks kind of like you for their spot & use of their ID.
Slightly less unethical would be actually getting a job that qualifies you—orderly in a nursing home; file clerk in a hospital; there are lots of options that don’t require a medial credentials.
I do have limits to how far I’d go. The impression I have in my head is that the two ways to jump in line are 1) malfunctions where they have to give them away or throw them away 2) areas where the demand is so low that they’re having to choose fairly lax rules or throw them away. My hope is that there’s a way to get a vaccine that wouldn’t have gone to anyone truly in need without having to do anything particularly illegal
So, we know a small number of people have jumped ahead in the vaccine line by being at the right place at the right time when a freezer broke and there weren’t enough eligible people.
How would one maximize their chance of jumping in line if they were limited to the continental united states? What city would you spend your time prowling for unused vaccine?
Edit: I could get to 30 BMI in about two weeks. Creatine + an overreaching block + stuffing myself on wings should get me that last 15lbs
You can probably find a way to add 15 lbs without actually gaining weight. Sew some weights into your clothes, wear bigger shoes and fill the extra space with something heavy, etc.
Try vaxstandby.com
If you’re really serious about getting vaccinated ASAP, commit any one of a thousand different frauds, up to and including paying someone who looks kind of like you for their spot & use of their ID.
Slightly less unethical would be actually getting a job that qualifies you—orderly in a nursing home; file clerk in a hospital; there are lots of options that don’t require a medial credentials.
I do have limits to how far I’d go. The impression I have in my head is that the two ways to jump in line are 1) malfunctions where they have to give them away or throw them away 2) areas where the demand is so low that they’re having to choose fairly lax rules or throw them away. My hope is that there’s a way to get a vaccine that wouldn’t have gone to anyone truly in need without having to do anything particularly illegal