I wrote this question in an attempt to discover whether “I’m almost certain to wake up in a better future” actually is true. But if it is, I’m going to go on thinking about it.
Manfred’s point in conjunction with wedrifid’s explanation show that it’s either false (including for the reasons you listed), or true in a trivial sense that shouldn’t move you.
Manfred’s point in conjunction with wedrifid’s explanation show that it’s either false (including for the reasons you listed), or true in a trivial sense that shouldn’t move you.