These are funny. But some are from a website about Chuck Norris! Don’t incite Chuck’s wrath against Eliezer.
If Chuck Norris and Eliezer ever got into a fight in just one world, it would destroy all possible worlds. Fortunately there are no possible worlds in which Eliezer lets this happen.
All problems can be solved with Bayesian logic and expected utility. “Bayesian logic” and “expected utility” are the names of Eliezer Yudkowsky’s fists.
Eliezer Yudkowsky can isolate magnetic monopoles; he gives them to small orphan children as birthday presents.
Eliezer Yudkowsky once challenged God to a contest to see who knew the most about physics. Eliezer Yudkowsky won and disproved God.
Eliezer Yudkowsky once checkmated Kasparov in seven moves — while playing Monopoly.
At the age of eight, Eliezer Yudkowsky built a fully functional AGI out of LEGO.
Eliezer Yudkowsky never includes error estimates in his experimental write ups: his results are always exact by definition.
When foxes have a good idea they say it is “as cunning as Eliezer Yudkowsky”.
Apple pays Eliezer Yudkowsky 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Eliezer Yudkowsky can kill two stones with one bird.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Eliezer Yudkowsky.
Eliezer Yudkowsky can derive the Axiom of Choice from ZF Set Theory.
At the age of eight, Eliezer Yudkowsky built a fully functional AGI out of LEGO. It’s still fooming, just very, very slowly.
These are funny. But some are from a website about Chuck Norris! Don’t incite Chuck’s wrath against Eliezer.
If Chuck Norris and Eliezer ever got into a fight in just one world, it would destroy all possible worlds. Fortunately there are no possible worlds in which Eliezer lets this happen.
All problems can be solved with Bayesian logic and expected utility. “Bayesian logic” and “expected utility” are the names of Eliezer Yudkowsky’s fists.
Nah, that’s Dave Green. You’d better hope Dr Green doesn’t find out...