Trying to think of a common locations where Conspiracies could be held I first thought of schools, hospitals, churches, parks, museums, libraries, theaters and auditoriums. But those are all the wrong answer. They pale in awesomeness next to the true solution.
It should be underground. It should have an aura of sacredness. It should be heavily decorated with reminders of the human brain. It should be … a catacomb! Sweet glucose, why don’t we make labyrinthine tombs beneath our cities anymore?
And sewers do not count! I am not reading about Dirichlet-multinomial distributions by candlelight next to a river of human waste. Never again!
If the Bayesian Conspiracy ever happens, the underground area they meet in should be called the Bayesment.
On the weekends we play bayesball.
Trying to think of a common locations where Conspiracies could be held I first thought of schools, hospitals, churches, parks, museums, libraries, theaters and auditoriums. But those are all the wrong answer. They pale in awesomeness next to the true solution.
It should be underground. It should have an aura of sacredness. It should be heavily decorated with reminders of the human brain. It should be … a catacomb! Sweet glucose, why don’t we make labyrinthine tombs beneath our cities anymore?
And sewers do not count! I am not reading about Dirichlet-multinomial distributions by candlelight next to a river of human waste. Never again!
But it has already got a name. I mean...