Well, the Santa deception wasn’t used on me. The false belief I held was that nobody actually takes Santa seriously. And also that I was bought in a store, which made me wonder where the store got me. Although I didn’t take that one too seriously either, finding out the truth was still pretty disturbing. You mean he… she… they… EWWW! (Yeah, I got better.)
I suppose my parents were probably a bit atypical in giving me The Talk (complete with admonishments to Always Use Protection) before owning up to the nonexistence of Santa.
Well, the Santa deception wasn’t used on me. The false belief I held was that nobody actually takes Santa seriously. And also that I was bought in a store, which made me wonder where the store got me. Although I didn’t take that one too seriously either, finding out the truth was still pretty disturbing. You mean he… she… they… EWWW! (Yeah, I got better.)
(Meme) Penis goes where?
I suppose my parents were probably a bit atypical in giving me The Talk (complete with admonishments to Always Use Protection) before owning up to the nonexistence of Santa.
I believe I was five at the time.