the possibility of becoming immortal polyamorous whatever and taking over the world.
I think I just found my new motto in life :-)
You guys really hate Christians, after all.
I personally am an atheist, and a fairly uncompromising one at that, but I still find this line a little offensive. I don’t hate all Christians. Many (or probably even most) Christians are perfectly wonderful people; many of them are better than myself, in fact. Now, I do believe that Christians are disastrously wrong about their core beliefs, and that the privileged position that Christianity enjoys in our society is harmful. So, I disagree with most Christians on this topic, but I don’t hate them. I can’t hate someone simply for being wrong, that just makes no sense.
That said, if you are the kind of Christian who proclaims, in all seriousness, that (for example) all gay people should be executed because they cause God to send down hurricanes—then I will find it very, very difficult not to hate you. But you don’t sound like that kind of a person.
If you can call down hurricanes, tell me and I’ll revise my beliefs to take that into account. (But then I’d just be in favor of deporting gays to North Korea or wherever else I decide I don’t like. What a waste to execute them! It could also be interesting to send you all to the Sahara, and by interesting I mean ecologically destructive and probably a bad idea not to mention expensive and needlessly cruel.) As long as you’re not actually doing that (if you are, please stop), and as long as you aren’t causing some other form of disaster, I can’t think of a good reason why I should be advocating your execution.
Sadly, I myself do not possess the requisite sexual orientation, otherwise I’d be calling down hurricanes all over the place. And meteorites. And angry frogs ! Mwa ha ha !
Bugmaster, I call down hurricanes everyday. It never gets boring. Meteorites are a little harder, but I do those on occasion. They aren’t quite as fun.
But the angry frogs?
The angry frogs?
Those don’t leave a shattered wasteland behind, so you can just terrorize people over and over again with those. Just wonderful.
Note: All of the above is complete bull-honkey. I want this to be absolutely clear. 100%, fertilizer-grade, bull-honkey.
I think I just found my new motto in life :-)
I personally am an atheist, and a fairly uncompromising one at that, but I still find this line a little offensive. I don’t hate all Christians. Many (or probably even most) Christians are perfectly wonderful people; many of them are better than myself, in fact. Now, I do believe that Christians are disastrously wrong about their core beliefs, and that the privileged position that Christianity enjoys in our society is harmful. So, I disagree with most Christians on this topic, but I don’t hate them. I can’t hate someone simply for being wrong, that just makes no sense.
That said, if you are the kind of Christian who proclaims, in all seriousness, that (for example) all gay people should be executed because they cause God to send down hurricanes—then I will find it very, very difficult not to hate you. But you don’t sound like that kind of a person.
If you can call down hurricanes, tell me and I’ll revise my beliefs to take that into account. (But then I’d just be in favor of deporting gays to North Korea or wherever else I decide I don’t like. What a waste to execute them! It could also be interesting to send you all to the Sahara, and by interesting I mean ecologically destructive and probably a bad idea not to mention expensive and needlessly cruel.) As long as you’re not actually doing that (if you are, please stop), and as long as you aren’t causing some other form of disaster, I can’t think of a good reason why I should be advocating your execution.
Calling down hurricanes is easy. Actually getting them to come when you call them is harder. :)
Much like spirits from the vasty deep.
Sadly, I myself do not possess the requisite sexual orientation, otherwise I’d be calling down hurricanes all over the place. And meteorites. And angry frogs ! Mwa ha ha !
Bugmaster, I call down hurricanes everyday. It never gets boring. Meteorites are a little harder, but I do those on occasion. They aren’t quite as fun.
But the angry frogs?
The angry frogs?
Those don’t leave a shattered wasteland behind, so you can just terrorize people over and over again with those. Just wonderful.
Note: All of the above is complete bull-honkey. I want this to be absolutely clear. 100%, fertilizer-grade, bull-honkey.
If I had a smartphone, I could call down Angry Birds on people. Well, on pigs at least.