If you can call down hurricanes, tell me and I’ll revise my beliefs to take that into account. (But then I’d just be in favor of deporting gays to North Korea or wherever else I decide I don’t like. What a waste to execute them! It could also be interesting to send you all to the Sahara, and by interesting I mean ecologically destructive and probably a bad idea not to mention expensive and needlessly cruel.) As long as you’re not actually doing that (if you are, please stop), and as long as you aren’t causing some other form of disaster, I can’t think of a good reason why I should be advocating your execution.
Sadly, I myself do not possess the requisite sexual orientation, otherwise I’d be calling down hurricanes all over the place. And meteorites. And angry frogs ! Mwa ha ha !
Bugmaster, I call down hurricanes everyday. It never gets boring. Meteorites are a little harder, but I do those on occasion. They aren’t quite as fun.
But the angry frogs?
The angry frogs?
Those don’t leave a shattered wasteland behind, so you can just terrorize people over and over again with those. Just wonderful.
Note: All of the above is complete bull-honkey. I want this to be absolutely clear. 100%, fertilizer-grade, bull-honkey.
If you can call down hurricanes, tell me and I’ll revise my beliefs to take that into account. (But then I’d just be in favor of deporting gays to North Korea or wherever else I decide I don’t like. What a waste to execute them! It could also be interesting to send you all to the Sahara, and by interesting I mean ecologically destructive and probably a bad idea not to mention expensive and needlessly cruel.) As long as you’re not actually doing that (if you are, please stop), and as long as you aren’t causing some other form of disaster, I can’t think of a good reason why I should be advocating your execution.
Calling down hurricanes is easy. Actually getting them to come when you call them is harder. :)
Much like spirits from the vasty deep.
Sadly, I myself do not possess the requisite sexual orientation, otherwise I’d be calling down hurricanes all over the place. And meteorites. And angry frogs ! Mwa ha ha !
Bugmaster, I call down hurricanes everyday. It never gets boring. Meteorites are a little harder, but I do those on occasion. They aren’t quite as fun.
But the angry frogs?
The angry frogs?
Those don’t leave a shattered wasteland behind, so you can just terrorize people over and over again with those. Just wonderful.
Note: All of the above is complete bull-honkey. I want this to be absolutely clear. 100%, fertilizer-grade, bull-honkey.
If I had a smartphone, I could call down Angry Birds on people. Well, on pigs at least.