Can anybody think of a good use for being the only person in the world with Lactokinesis (Telekinesis, but only with dairy products)? I saw a TV show where a guy turned into a psychopathic murderer because nobody thought his power was cool, and since then I’ve spent a bit of my idle time trying to think of a way to maximize money or fame with the ability.
The problem is scalability. Even if you could do something like super-ultra pasteurize milk, or speed up milking processes, or cure lactose intolerance… you can only do it one unit at a time, and it’s really domain specific. Not like Magneto.
Depending on the specifics of how it works (how much dairy can you move at once and with what force?) it could be a good source of free energy. That is, unless using the superpower takes an equivalent amount of energy, so that our hero would have to eat a lot of food, meaning no free energy...
If the power is strong enough, you could make a ton of money pushing satellites into orbit, or just transporting goods around the world on a cloud of floating cheese.
I’m sure there would be some medical uses to be able to manipulate gouda someone has ingested. Perform the Heimlich Maneuver from inside!
Give stomach-aches to your enemies! Only works if they’re French.
Wait, can you use it on milk that’s still in a cow? How about still in a woman? There may be some opportunities for porn.
You could paint pieces of emmental and have them fly around you to form camouflage or design clothes/armor.
“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s … The Big Cheese! Gliding from rooftop to rooftop with his Cheddar cape, he fights crime with his boiling camembert and his maroilles grenades. He has never killed a man, but has humiliated many! As seen in “Kaptain Kraft Strikes Again”, “The Mystery of the Missing Munster”, “The Busty Babes of Beaufort”.
Most of these things are easiest to monetize by becoming a professional celebrity. Go on tv, do shows, get endorsements from milk corporations etc. People will probably also pay to study you.
Can anybody think of a good use for being the only person in the world with Lactokinesis (Telekinesis, but only with dairy products)? I saw a TV show where a guy turned into a psychopathic murderer because nobody thought his power was cool, and since then I’ve spent a bit of my idle time trying to think of a way to maximize money or fame with the ability.
The problem is scalability. Even if you could do something like super-ultra pasteurize milk, or speed up milking processes, or cure lactose intolerance… you can only do it one unit at a time, and it’s really domain specific. Not like Magneto.
Assassinations. Everyone likes ice cream and milk chocolate.
Make yourself a set of tools out of cheese. Now you’re a regular telekinetic by proxy (with a weight limit).
Depending on the specifics of how it works (how much dairy can you move at once and with what force?) it could be a good source of free energy. That is, unless using the superpower takes an equivalent amount of energy, so that our hero would have to eat a lot of food, meaning no free energy...
If the power is strong enough, you could make a ton of money pushing satellites into orbit, or just transporting goods around the world on a cloud of floating cheese.
Yoghurt sculptures.
I’m sure there would be some medical uses to be able to manipulate gouda someone has ingested. Perform the Heimlich Maneuver from inside!
Give stomach-aches to your enemies! Only works if they’re French.
Wait, can you use it on milk that’s still in a cow? How about still in a woman? There may be some opportunities for porn.
You could paint pieces of emmental and have them fly around you to form camouflage or design clothes/armor.
“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s … The Big Cheese! Gliding from rooftop to rooftop with his Cheddar cape, he fights crime with his boiling camembert and his maroilles grenades. He has never killed a man, but has humiliated many! As seen in “Kaptain Kraft Strikes Again”, “The Mystery of the Missing Munster”, “The Busty Babes of Beaufort”.
Most of these things are easiest to monetize by becoming a professional celebrity. Go on tv, do shows, get endorsements from milk corporations etc. People will probably also pay to study you.
Win that million dollars from James Randi for demonstrating a psychic ability.
You might get depressed by the freak show, like Captain America.