I’m sure there would be some medical uses to be able to manipulate gouda someone has ingested. Perform the Heimlich Maneuver from inside!
Give stomach-aches to your enemies! Only works if they’re French.
Wait, can you use it on milk that’s still in a cow? How about still in a woman? There may be some opportunities for porn.
You could paint pieces of emmental and have them fly around you to form camouflage or design clothes/armor.
“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s … The Big Cheese! Gliding from rooftop to rooftop with his Cheddar cape, he fights crime with his boiling camembert and his maroilles grenades. He has never killed a man, but has humiliated many! As seen in “Kaptain Kraft Strikes Again”, “The Mystery of the Missing Munster”, “The Busty Babes of Beaufort”.
Yoghurt sculptures.
I’m sure there would be some medical uses to be able to manipulate gouda someone has ingested. Perform the Heimlich Maneuver from inside!
Give stomach-aches to your enemies! Only works if they’re French.
Wait, can you use it on milk that’s still in a cow? How about still in a woman? There may be some opportunities for porn.
You could paint pieces of emmental and have them fly around you to form camouflage or design clothes/armor.
“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s … The Big Cheese! Gliding from rooftop to rooftop with his Cheddar cape, he fights crime with his boiling camembert and his maroilles grenades. He has never killed a man, but has humiliated many! As seen in “Kaptain Kraft Strikes Again”, “The Mystery of the Missing Munster”, “The Busty Babes of Beaufort”.