[Question] Could we breed/​engineer intelligent parrots?

Advantages:

  • Breathes air (unlike octopi)

  • Talks (unlike octopi)

  • No IVF surgeries required (unlike mammals)

  • Very long lifespan — time to learn more

  • Highly social — good for communication

  • 50 million domestic parrots worldwide — enough to find strong correlations in genome

  • Parrot owners may have partially pretrained most domestic parrots to take an IQ test. Vocabulary size is one crude metric readily available.

  • Tiny neurons could be quite numerous in a larger skull?

Obstacles:

  • Need lots of space

  • Very long lifespan — have to find homes for all your extra parrots

  • General neediness

  • 1-4 years to reach sexual maturity

  • Only 1-3 eggs 3-6 times per year

  • Success likely would trigger backlash (moreso than octopi probably)

Overall it seems tractable and neglected. In an absurd success scenario, the genius parrots could probably get jobs, make human & parrot friends, and generally get by. I think we wouldn’t know what to do with hypothetical genius octopi except maybe set them free.

I am completely outside my domain of knowledge here. What am I missing?