Or their mom might be a hacker.
Incidentally, there are many cases where I don’t care about my username at all and have to come up with something. I’d find it acceptable if they’d just give me a number and a password, or let me register just with a password (perhaps provided by them?), maybe plus e-mail.
I’m pretty sure “Humans, please ignore this post” wasn’t serious, and this article is mainly for humans.