Some meta notes:
This is an essay contest because my previous attempt (in 2011) was for a video contest, and nobody entered. (The bitcoins were later stolen from the online wallet that was hosting them and half returned. The remaining 5.5 coins are in a more secure wallet valued at around $2000, which I plan to use for cryonics charity later, no sooner than next April.)
I consider essays to be Lesswrong’s strong point. Further, utilitarians (of various kinds) and cryonicists (of various kinds) are common here as are ideas for how the two can/should overlap. I want to see those ideas.
If anyone wins and does not want a bitcoin, I would be happy to paypal them the equivalent value, although I consider that a bit less convenient.
There have been essay contests here in the past, at least one of which has resulted in good outcomes. I don’t know if the culture has changed too much since then or if the value of a whole bitcoin is so high it will drive people crazy, but I am assuming not.
Tongue in cheek answer: Sure, I’ll admit to that. I’d never have lasted long in Slytherin anyway.
Serious answer: I’m just trying to avoid an awkward situation by not appearing willing to actively fund a position I don’t agree with at a core level. An honorary submission would be welcomed, and in fact I think I’ve read and recommended Thrasymachus work in the past on this very topic. It’s based on pro-natalism, if I remember right. So it is on topic in the sense that it would present interesting contrast to the other essays, it just doesn’t answer the questions I actually asked / am willing to pay for answers to (which I expect that many here to already have thought of, but think they need incentive to actually write it out in a nice essay format).