I have a similar experience… around two years ago, both my laptop and desktop power supplies died (power surge), leaving me a pII-300… with which I had some “let’s be authentic nineties” fun previously, so Win98 and Office 97. Except for the browser (lots of websites didn’t even load on IE4-ish browsers), so I ended up with Firefox 3.x (the newest that ran on win98).
It actually took long times with 100% CPU to render web sites. And then further time to scroll them.
My observation is the same as yours: there is nothing better to discourage random web browsing than it being inconvinient. I could look up everything I needed to stay productive, I just didn’t want to, because it was soo slow. (Having a smartphone + a non-networked computer seems to have the same effect, but with phones getting too fast nowadays, the difference seems to be diminishing...)
Have you played the Portal games? They include lots of things you mention… they introduce how to use the portal gun, for example, not by explaining stuff but giving you a simplified version first… then the full feature set… and then there are all the other things with different physical properties. I can definitely imagine some Portal Advanced game when you’ll actually have to use equations to calculate trajectories.
Nevertheless… I’d really like to be persuaded otherwise, but the ability to read Very Confusing Stuff, without any working model, and make sense of it can’t really be avoided after a while. We can’t really build a game out of every scientific paper, due to the amount of time required to write a game vs. a page of text… (even though I’d love to play games instead of reading papers. And it sounds definitely doable with CS papers. What about a conference accepting games as submissions?)