Perhaps I phrased my template too formally. Though as I search for examples, I notice that different uses of the word “guy” would require various replacements (“person,” “someone,” or “the one”) in order to sound natural.
Really, I begin to think it would be simpler to alter our culture so that nobody expects “guy” to imply “male”.
True conflict strengthens narrative. But then, you’re not really complaining about creating problems for your characters.