For now, here is an unsatisfactory response that will be very rambly and probably off topic.
(For what it’s worth, I found it quite helpful to see these motivations laid out like this, and am glad that you Logan wrote this comment and that you Raemon asked the question that provoked it.)
Not quite the same, but similar mood: since there is no evidence, we thought we’d check if we could reinterpret the evidence to not be evidence.
The reference for “no evidence” was a CDC page that stated that “[t]here is no evidence showing that people can get infected by breathing in the virus” without discussing any evidence (the archive date on this link is within a week from when the article says they accessed the page):
http://web.archive.org/web/20170902234244/https://www.cdc.gov/norovirus/hcp/clinical-overview.html
The original article:
Xiao, Shenglan, Julian W. Tang, and Yuguo Li. “Airborne or fomite transmission for norovirus? A case study revisited.” International journal of environmental research and public health 14.12 (2017): 1571.
https://www.mdpi.com/1660-4601/14/12/1571/htm