Okay, what the hell is up with the moderators here? I wasn’t calling “User:Alicorn” ridiculous for suggesting that paper clips can melt. I mean, come on, give me a little credit here. Not to brag, but I think I know a little about this kind of thing...
Clipper, C. “On the Influence of High-Temperature Environments on Failure Modes in Self-Locking Removable Fasteners”, Journal of Non-Destructive Fastening, Vol. 3, Issue 2
Ahem. Anyway, what I was saying is, yes, paperclips can melt, but you need a LOT more than grober crimate change to melt them all into an undifferntiable mass, okay? Like, even if you set every coal vein on fire, AND filtered out the particulate matter to prevent cooling effects, you STILL wouldn’t make the planet hot enough to melt all paper clips together for over a hundred years.
Well, if it gets too warm, all the world’s paperclips could melt into undifferentiable masses.
Okay, what the hell is up with the moderators here? I wasn’t calling “User:Alicorn” ridiculous for suggesting that paper clips can melt. I mean, come on, give me a little credit here. Not to brag, but I think I know a little about this kind of thing...
Ahem. Anyway, what I was saying is, yes, paperclips can melt, but you need a LOT more than grober crimate change to melt them all into an undifferntiable mass, okay? Like, even if you set every coal vein on fire, AND filtered out the particulate matter to prevent cooling effects, you STILL wouldn’t make the planet hot enough to melt all paper clips together for over a hundred years.
That is what is riduclous.
Don’t be ridiculous.