Ways to deal with the fact that fanfiction.net has sabotaged your computer:
Turn off javascript (I’m not going to tell you how to do that)
Select all (and copy and paste elsewhere). It will look like it only selected the header, but it actually works.
Tell google to translate the whole page from from Chinese to English by putting the URL into the left-hand box and choosing the language to translate from (the default is “detect language,” which of course detects English)
Santa Claus, according to Google.
For some reason I couldn’t copy-paste from that page, so I couldn’t Google it myself.
That’s odd considering the earlier mention that she didn’t believe in Santa.
Ways to deal with the fact that fanfiction.net has sabotaged your computer:
Turn off javascript (I’m not going to tell you how to do that)
Select all (and copy and paste elsewhere). It will look like it only selected the header, but it actually works.
Tell google to translate the whole page from from Chinese to English by putting the URL into the left-hand box and choosing the language to translate from (the default is “detect language,” which of course detects English)
fanfiction.com doesn’t let you anymore.