Three way between Kreature, Umbrage, and Filch. Actually, make it a four way by adding a Dementor. (Since we know from book 6 that they have some means of breeding)
There, is that worse enough? :)
Hermione/Umbridge/dementor.
+Haggrid
It’s true, every orgy is better with a half-giant.
And you just know that Hagrid would bring a pet or two.
Okay, I think we can end this thread now.
Got it. Something else for the weirdtopia?
Three way between Kreature, Umbrage, and Filch. Actually, make it a four way by adding a Dementor. (Since we know from book 6 that they have some means of breeding)
There, is that worse enough? :)
Hermione/Umbridge/dementor.
+Haggrid
It’s true, every orgy is better with a half-giant.
And you just know that Hagrid would bring a pet or two.
Okay, I think we can end this thread now.
Got it. Something else for the weirdtopia?