Or if she’s lesbian or bi, then McGonagall/Mrs. Norris.
For example
I probably shouldn’t click that at work, should I?
Eww… I’m not posting McGonagall cat porn! Text only and nothing much worse than what is already implied here.
(And for what it is worth even ‘McGonagall cat porn’ image search is clean. Rule 34 is a lie!)
You don’t have to get all YKINOK up in here.
For example
I probably shouldn’t click that at work, should I?
Eww… I’m not posting McGonagall cat porn! Text only and nothing much worse than what is already implied here.
(And for what it is worth even ‘McGonagall cat porn’ image search is clean. Rule 34 is a lie!)
You don’t have to get all YKINOK up in here.