But I showed that no transformation of it fixes the problems or produces the behavior we want.
No, you only tried two: linearity, and a bound that’s way too low.
It’s not a strawman! I know there are multiple ways of deriving EU. If you derive it a different way, that’s fine. It doesn’t affect any of my arguments whatsoever.
You picked a possible defense of EU maximization that no one ever uses to defend EU maximization, because it is stupid and therefore easy for you to criticize. That’s what a strawman is. You use your argument against this strawman to criticize EU maximization without addressing the real motivations behind it, so it absolutely does affect your arguments.
No, you only tried two: linearity, and a bound that’s way too low.
You picked a possible defense of EU maximization that no one ever uses to defend EU maximization, because it is stupid and therefore easy for you to criticize. That’s what a strawman is. You use your argument against this strawman to criticize EU maximization without addressing the real motivations behind it, so it absolutely does affect your arguments.