Abolish the conference talk, turn everything into a giant poster session, possibly with scheduled explanations. Or use the unconference format, and everyone only talks with a table’s worth of people at a time, possibly doing multiple rounds if there’s interest.
Academic conferences as they work now are baaaad. No wonder people complained about them going remote for COVID, everything of value happens chatting over coffee and/or in front of posters, no one gives a shit or gains anything from the average talk, given by some tired and inexperienced PhD student who doesn’t know how to communication well, thinks they have to jam their talk with overly technical language to be more impressive, and possibly has bad English to make things even harder to follow to boot. Absolute snoozefest, almost no reach outside of the very narrow group of hyper specialists already studying the same topic.
Abolish the conference talk, turn everything into a giant poster session, possibly with scheduled explanations. Or use the unconference format, and everyone only talks with a table’s worth of people at a time, possibly doing multiple rounds if there’s interest.
Academic conferences as they work now are baaaad. No wonder people complained about them going remote for COVID, everything of value happens chatting over coffee and/or in front of posters, no one gives a shit or gains anything from the average talk, given by some tired and inexperienced PhD student who doesn’t know how to communication well, thinks they have to jam their talk with overly technical language to be more impressive, and possibly has bad English to make things even harder to follow to boot. Absolute snoozefest, almost no reach outside of the very narrow group of hyper specialists already studying the same topic.