I once heard an argument on a skeptical podcast: Why do we never see any Bigfoot roadkill?
That’s easy. Bigfoot must be stronger and more durable than cars. The real question is why we don’t find Bigfoot faeces with traces of partially digested steel, oil and rubber from Bigfoot’s vehicular combat success.
That’s just goverment misinformation. They steal all evidence and mind-wipe the witnesses. Then they use the DNA for top-secret research trying to make a super-soldier. Makes a lot more sense than the ridiculous rubber digestion. Everyone knows its chupacabra that eats rubber.
I once heard an argument on a skeptical podcast: Why do we never see any Bigfoot roadkill?
That’s easy. Bigfoot must be stronger and more durable than cars. The real question is why we don’t find Bigfoot faeces with traces of partially digested steel, oil and rubber from Bigfoot’s vehicular combat success.
That’s just goverment misinformation. They steal all evidence and mind-wipe the witnesses. Then they use the DNA for top-secret research trying to make a super-soldier. Makes a lot more sense than the ridiculous rubber digestion. Everyone knows its chupacabra that eats rubber.