Aten’t
For anyone else who wasn’t aware:
The way that Granny Weatherwax, in Discworld, spells ain’t on her sign to inform people that she ‘aten’t dead’.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aten%27t
For anyone else who wasn’t aware:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aten%27t