″ You see, children, your brain is an arrogant and lazy lump of gray matter. It thinks it can handle anything, so it doesn’t bother telling you what’s going on unless it thinks you might actually care. That is why, children, you must be careful to inform your brains of everything they should be listening for.”
And:
“Do you know what this monster is?”
In the abrupt silence, Harry spoke. “You, teacher?”
“No,” said Professor Quirrell. His lips twisted. “The plot.”
There was a baffled silence.
Then, the Hufflepuff girl called out, “The story is making sense, I feel a great sense of foreboding.”
The girl sitting next to her, her hand raised, was Hermione Granger. “Um, that’s because there’s a story in this chapter.”
It’s amazing how good these riffs are at getting Quirrell’s lecturing voice right, not to mention occasionally making a scary amount of sense.
OMG.
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It’s amazing how good these riffs are at getting Quirrell’s lecturing voice right, not to mention occasionally making a scary amount of sense.