New Cause Area Proposal
Epistemic status—statistically verified.
Aside from the obvious benefits implied by the graph (i.e. haircuts having the potential to directly improve organizational stability), this would represent possibly the only pre-singularity opportunity we’ll have to found an org named “Clippy”.
I await further investment.
Seems at odds with longhairism.
This but unironically.
True. Lower haircuts allow for more leverage, typically defined as the diagonal elements of the hat matrix, does wearing a fedora impact the degree of hair chaos?