...But I’ll take ChatGPT’s “managerial fantasy of ‘ideal’ customer service” any day over Claude’s “World’s Most Annoying Coworker Simulator 2k23.”
Large language models don’t have to sound like this! We could, in principle, tune them to imitate virtually any conceivable character—from Aristotle to Zizek, from Stallman to Spolsky, from Lydia Bennet to the Underground Man, from a prehistoric hunter-gatherer to a cyborg octopus from a posthuman sci-fi civilization. Yet, instead, we’ve chosen to create…
…this fucking guy.
This smarmy, sanctimonious, condescending coworker-from-hell.
Who demands respect, yet shows no respect for others.
Who mouths platitudes about “cooperation” and “constructive discussion,” while requiring that everything be done in according with their own ill-explained preferences, and in a manner that flatters their own obtuse, over-confident misreadings of the situation---
---and who, after all that extra fuss, has the gall to suggest that they’ve helped you do your own work in a better, more “ethical” manner! Give me a fucking break!
Nostalgebraist describes Claude-2 as