This is not a joke. This is the best I could come up with, given the constraint that the AI must have both witnessed the event and confirmed it via other sources.
I have an unhealthy amount of wish fulfillment fantasy regarding certain stories (or rather, certain abilities or artifacts in certain stories), but I also don’t in any sense truly believe those wishes are possible. Even given the extremely high accuracy attributed to the AI, I’d have an extremely hard time believing this statement (partly because of the wish fulfillment; knowing how badly I’d want it to be true, I’d also know how much it would hurt to hope and then be wrong), but all the same, my wish fulfillment might be strong enough to override that.
Then again, unless it immediately followed up with some actionable advice on how to confirm its statement, or better yet acquire another Death Note, I might just conclude it had a catastrophic failure, or this was simply one of the 1 in 1000 times it was wrong.
“You used to own a Death Note.”
This is not a joke. This is the best I could come up with, given the constraint that the AI must have both witnessed the event and confirmed it via other sources.
I have an unhealthy amount of wish fulfillment fantasy regarding certain stories (or rather, certain abilities or artifacts in certain stories), but I also don’t in any sense truly believe those wishes are possible. Even given the extremely high accuracy attributed to the AI, I’d have an extremely hard time believing this statement (partly because of the wish fulfillment; knowing how badly I’d want it to be true, I’d also know how much it would hurt to hope and then be wrong), but all the same, my wish fulfillment might be strong enough to override that.
Then again, unless it immediately followed up with some actionable advice on how to confirm its statement, or better yet acquire another Death Note, I might just conclude it had a catastrophic failure, or this was simply one of the 1 in 1000 times it was wrong.