I am in fact just a big meanie about this stuff. “Dad just won’t let me get into the really good mind controlling, he’s so oppressive. Where are my Sea Org teenage minions? This is sooo bogus.
If in 25 years any of your kids run an international cult I’m blaming you.
If in 25 years any of your kids run an international cult I’m blaming you.
The daughter will be the next Dark Lord. The girlfriend will be running the cult.