find the moon’s postal code and mail
catapult
shot-put style
by waterslide—to the moon
hack the package’s location value
bring the moon to the package
create a children’s book “how the package reached the moon” with a choose your own ending page, and use the most promising submission
space escalator
photoshop the package on the moon
trebuchet—superior to the catapult
just build a bridge
look at the moon, hold up the package, close one eye, and position it just right
close my eyes and imagine the package is on the moon, then leave the room
name your house “the moon”
email the moon announcing their package has been delivered, and ignore any responses
disguise the package as a baseball and hope
just hope
rocket
hot air balloon rising in escape velocity
moon portal (remember airlock)
pully system
E.T. bike
the package is already at the moon
ask the moon to come pick it up from a local post office
jump on a see-saw with the package on the other side
tie it to a homing pigeon in a homing pigeon space suit
put it on a boat, and then raise the water level
jump down from the moon, onto a trampoline, and carry the package on the way back up
pledge 50$ to whoever delivers the package to the moon
cannon
cannon, thrown by a trebuchet, on a rocket
smuggle it in past moon customs
give the package to a sea turtle
attach a curb to the moon and olley up it
tie to balloon and consider job done
put it on the moon-train
flubber
remove the earth and let gravity do it
stack boxes to climb up
up strong the package from the top platform
bet someone they can’t get the package to the moon. Call them chicken if necessary.
wait for the moon to fall into the earth
get a full 3d scan of the particles in the package, have it digitized and reproduced on the moon
flick it with a giant hand
roll the package into an extremely long and thin baton and just hand it over
go to the past and sneak it into the shuttle
go to the past and sneak it into astronaut food
cast “Deliver to Moon”
put the package on the moon’s christmas list
ball and chain flail around the earth
offer the package to the moon as a purely symbolic gesture
find a place on earth called moon and bring it there
find the moon’s postal code and mail
catapult
shot-put style
by waterslide—to the moon
hack the package’s location value
bring the moon to the package
create a children’s book “how the package reached the moon” with a choose your own ending page, and use the most promising submission
space escalator
photoshop the package on the moon
trebuchet—superior to the catapult
just build a bridge
look at the moon, hold up the package, close one eye, and position it just right
close my eyes and imagine the package is on the moon, then leave the room
name your house “the moon”
email the moon announcing their package has been delivered, and ignore any responses
disguise the package as a baseball and hope
just hope
rocket
hot air balloon rising in escape velocity
moon portal (remember airlock)
pully system
E.T. bike
the package is already at the moon
ask the moon to come pick it up from a local post office
jump on a see-saw with the package on the other side
tie it to a homing pigeon in a homing pigeon space suit
put it on a boat, and then raise the water level
jump down from the moon, onto a trampoline, and carry the package on the way back up
pledge 50$ to whoever delivers the package to the moon
cannon
cannon, thrown by a trebuchet, on a rocket
smuggle it in past moon customs
give the package to a sea turtle
attach a curb to the moon and olley up it
tie to balloon and consider job done
put it on the moon-train
flubber
remove the earth and let gravity do it
stack boxes to climb up
up strong the package from the top platform
bet someone they can’t get the package to the moon. Call them chicken if necessary.
wait for the moon to fall into the earth
get a full 3d scan of the particles in the package, have it digitized and reproduced on the moon
flick it with a giant hand
roll the package into an extremely long and thin baton and just hand it over
go to the past and sneak it into the shuttle
go to the past and sneak it into astronaut food
cast “Deliver to Moon”
put the package on the moon’s christmas list
ball and chain flail around the earth
offer the package to the moon as a purely symbolic gesture
find a place on earth called moon and bring it there