go into cryo-sleep (dead cold brain) until The Future makes it easier
scream at the object Very Loudly
harold and the purple crayon a UFO around it
gift it to the Moon Aliens
[have-already-always-been-using] time-travel to make it come from the moon
all combinations of the above; ( slingshot into a rocket which then railguns it to the moon …
(first consume earths atmosphere to decrease air resistance, change the shape of the earth such that at least one end it stretches up to the moon)
repeatedly shoot it with increasingly powerful sniper rifles such that it increases both vertical and horizontal velocity
take a long walk
grow a supertall tree
lava-flow-tunnel-printer-bot-army (using lava as both the structure and as power source (temp diffs))
three giant hot air balloons with elastic-slingshot-like-ribbons connected to the ground
capture a hurricane and turbine-gearbox/tree (increasing-speed-decreasing-torque) it down to a single pipe that shoots things to the moon (sry idk what I mean by this)
very large card-tower made of business cards (an infinite resource)
use the power of friendship to punch it to the moon
hulk smash everything else that exists
use a supervolcano and the best luck
accidentally teleport it there via Quantum Magick
rewrite history books to make its being there into Common Knowledge
tie a long rope to it and drag it up
pizza delivery service
make something with really long legs
essentially the wave-flow-pool idea but with a graph of solid/structural components/legs/edges that propogate the force
genie wish (+ the genie wish that it would have net positive effects through history)
<all the faking/redefining it is the moon ideas>
<all the bringing fake/redefined moons to it ideas>
<all the future magitech>
chain of double-sided helicopters/fans/drones (pushing atmosphere up towards the moon)
bubble that contains/is-inflated-by a large chunk of the earth’s mass
consume 32 cups of coffee, then Telekenesis it
run a paperclip-maximizer for the object or the moon
create religion around making pilgrimages to the moon with the object
destroy the fabric of spacetime or whatever fundamental-distance-substrate between the moon and the object
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Can’t help but think I missed a lot of obvious-in-retrospect and mostly-realistic ways to get something there.
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comments/notes after reading others’ answers:
Project Orion! That’s a big one I missed
There’s a lot of repetition of ideas between people, even in the creative [not-first-order-of-obviousness] answers
It becomes more challenging and the ideas become more interesting if [when you notice a class-of-idea] you count it as a single idea.
There’s a lot of repetition of ideas between people, even in the creative [not-first-order-of-obviousness] answers
Agreed! For example, things like:
3D printer on moon; and bring moon to earth were “surprisingly” common.
It becomes more challenging and the ideas become more interesting if [when you notice a class-of-idea] you count it as a single idea.
Totally. You can munchkin the exercise pretty hard if you choose super fine-grained routes and systematically get all variations. I think you just need to remain aligned, internally, with what your goal of doing the exercise is, and try to stick to that. Just like ordinary exercise. Do you cheat on your push-ups, or do you make sure to go through with the movement fully to actually get stronger?
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rocket
slingshot
hulk throw
throw a bunch of money on a bounty to get something there
lazer etch it into the surface
embed it in/on the next-planned rover/astronaut to go there
bring the moon to the earth
steal moon rocks from Space Johnson and bring them to the object
railgun
the nuclear-manhole-cover method
make a wish foundation
giant wave-spike maker https://youtu.be/iWKFPTgkpXo?t=81
thoughts and prayers
very many dynamites
send replicator nanobots up there to assemble it
huge centrifugal force on a rope
trebuchet (scaled way up)
go into cryo-sleep (dead cold brain) until The Future makes it easier
scream at the object Very Loudly
harold and the purple crayon a UFO around it
gift it to the Moon Aliens
[have-already-always-been-using] time-travel to make it come from the moon
all combinations of the above; ( slingshot into a rocket which then railguns it to the moon …
(first consume earths atmosphere to decrease air resistance, change the shape of the earth such that at least one end it stretches up to the moon)
repeatedly shoot it with increasingly powerful sniper rifles such that it increases both vertical and horizontal velocity
take a long walk
grow a supertall tree
lava-flow-tunnel-printer-bot-army (using lava as both the structure and as power source (temp diffs))
three giant hot air balloons with elastic-slingshot-like-ribbons connected to the ground
capture a hurricane and turbine-gearbox/tree (increasing-speed-decreasing-torque) it down to a single pipe that shoots things to the moon (sry idk what I mean by this)
very large card-tower made of business cards (an infinite resource)
use the power of friendship to punch it to the moon
hulk smash everything else that exists
use a supervolcano and the best luck
accidentally teleport it there via Quantum Magick
rewrite history books to make its being there into Common Knowledge
tie a long rope to it and drag it up
pizza delivery service
make something with really long legs
essentially the wave-flow-pool idea but with a graph of solid/structural components/legs/edges that propogate the force
genie wish (+ the genie wish that it would have net positive effects through history)
<all the faking/redefining it is the moon ideas>
<all the bringing fake/redefined moons to it ideas>
<all the future magitech>
chain of double-sided helicopters/fans/drones (pushing atmosphere up towards the moon)
bubble that contains/is-inflated-by a large chunk of the earth’s mass
consume 32 cups of coffee, then Telekenesis it
run a paperclip-maximizer for the object or the moon
create religion around making pilgrimages to the moon with the object
destroy the fabric of spacetime or whatever fundamental-distance-substrate between the moon and the object ||
Can’t help but think I missed a lot of obvious-in-retrospect and mostly-realistic ways to get something there.
...
comments/notes after reading others’ answers:
Project Orion! That’s a big one I missed
There’s a lot of repetition of ideas between people, even in the creative [not-first-order-of-obviousness] answers
It becomes more challenging and the ideas become more interesting if [when you notice a class-of-idea] you count it as a single idea.
The word is ‘spoiler’ not ‘spoilers’ :) (Fixed it for you.)
Agreed! For example, things like:
3D printer on moon; and bring moon to earth were “surprisingly” common.
It becomes more challenging and the ideas become more interesting if [when you notice a class-of-idea] you count it as a single idea.
Totally. You can munchkin the exercise pretty hard if you choose super fine-grained routes and systematically get all variations.
I think you just need to remain aligned, internally, with what your goal of doing the exercise is, and try to stick to that. Just like ordinary exercise. Do you cheat on your push-ups, or do you make sure to go through with the movement fully to actually get stronger?