fast plane and steer up rocket ship throw it really hard extremely light balloon wait for an upwards gust of wind tall skyscraper space elevator earthquake energy storage really big tsunami asteroid impact launch wait for the sun to engulf both increase mass of earth enough to make moon crash elevator pulley system with counterweight superman rename earth to “the moon” take it to a moon replica on earth touch it to a moon rock on earth really big air rifle wait for tectonic drift to make a big enough mountain teleporter point a particle accelerator upwards attach to passing neutrino solar sail nuclear pulse propulsion hack the universe magic hit it really hard with a golf club drop a heavy weight on a see-saw attach to dolphin leaping high buoyancy object in deep ocean put on top of erupting volcano diet coke and mentos drone nuclear meltdown turn a continent sideways project an image of it onto the moon build a large sand pile coordinate an inverse droplet ring wave throw it with one of those dog ball launchers mail it attach to next NASA mission wait for the big crunch large lasso system of ropes in orbit death star miniaturize and inject into that lizard that shoots blood out of its eye, but mutated so it can shoot blood to the moon insult it so much it leaves the planet attach to Japanese paper balloon that thing the asgardians use to travel between planets inverse parachute turn off gravity use negative mass
fast plane and steer up
rocket ship
throw it really hard
extremely light balloon
wait for an upwards gust of wind
tall skyscraper
space elevator
earthquake energy storage
really big tsunami
asteroid impact launch
wait for the sun to engulf both
increase mass of earth enough to make moon crash
elevator pulley system with counterweight
superman
rename earth to “the moon”
take it to a moon replica on earth
touch it to a moon rock on earth
really big air rifle
wait for tectonic drift to make a big enough mountain
teleporter
point a particle accelerator upwards
attach to passing neutrino
solar sail
nuclear pulse propulsion
hack the universe
magic
hit it really hard with a golf club
drop a heavy weight on a see-saw
attach to dolphin leaping
high buoyancy object in deep ocean
put on top of erupting volcano
diet coke and mentos
drone
nuclear meltdown
turn a continent sideways
project an image of it onto the moon
build a large sand pile
coordinate an inverse droplet ring wave
throw it with one of those dog ball launchers
mail it
attach to next NASA mission
wait for the big crunch
large lasso
system of ropes in orbit
death star
miniaturize and inject into that lizard that shoots blood out of its eye, but mutated so it can shoot blood to the moon
insult it so much it leaves the planet
attach to Japanese paper balloon
that thing the asgardians use to travel between planets
inverse parachute
turn off gravity
use negative mass