rocket
catapult
cannon
nuclear propelled spaceship
wait for civilization to advance a lot and then just mail the item
throw the item up into the sky and be okay with failure
note that the earth is the sun’s moon, you’re on the moon now
scan, destroy, rebuild on the moon
put a note on the item promising a bounty to the first person who takes it to the moon
extremely long tube
time travel to a time when the moon was where you are now
gravity manipulation
climb to the top of mount everest and just keep going
hit the item very hard
genetic engineering to become taller until you reach the moon
teleport spell
have the item split in two in opposite directions, repeat until 1/2^n of the thing reaches the moon, repeat 2^n times
survive the death of the sun and wait for the moon to fall to earth
uplift the item to sentience and motivate it to take itself to the moon
ask the lords of the matrix to edit the item’s location property
wait for a particularly powerful volcano
magical rope
wait for a full moon, full enough to reach the earth
drag the moon to earth with a rope
wormhole
kill the item, then use necromancy to resurrect it on the moon
telekinesis
attach the item to the fabric of spacetime and move the earth-moon system down until the moon is where you started
start the problem in a state where the item is already on the moon
giant longbow
giant blowgun
uplift the moon to sentience and motivate it to come get the item
shrink the earth and grow the moon until the moon is the earth and the earth is the moon
ask some aliens to abduct the item
attach the item to a long stick, then keep adding new stick parts to the bottom of the stick
meditate until all is one, including the moon and the earth
laser sail
wait for the item to quantum tunnel to the moon by coincidence
wait for the big crunch, when everything will be in the same place, including the item and the moon
make the item very sturdy and keep shooting it with a gun
find some moon dust that astronauts took to earth and put the item on the moon dust
attain godhood and use omnipotence somehow
emit greenhouse gases until sea level rise takes the item to the moon
very tall elevator
very tall escalator
delegate to all other humans so everyone only has to transport the item a few centimeters
attach the item to a balloon filled with a gas lighter than vacuum
gender reveal party
temporarily move all of earth’s mountains to the same location
artificial geyser
Great job, I thought #33, #35, #36 were great
rocket
catapult
cannon
nuclear propelled spaceship
wait for civilization to advance a lot and then just mail the item
throw the item up into the sky and be okay with failure
note that the earth is the sun’s moon, you’re on the moon now
scan, destroy, rebuild on the moon
put a note on the item promising a bounty to the first person who takes it to the moon
extremely long tube
time travel to a time when the moon was where you are now
gravity manipulation
climb to the top of mount everest and just keep going
hit the item very hard
genetic engineering to become taller until you reach the moon
teleport spell
have the item split in two in opposite directions, repeat until 1/2^n of the thing reaches the moon, repeat 2^n times
survive the death of the sun and wait for the moon to fall to earth
uplift the item to sentience and motivate it to take itself to the moon
ask the lords of the matrix to edit the item’s location property
wait for a particularly powerful volcano
magical rope
wait for a full moon, full enough to reach the earth
drag the moon to earth with a rope
wormhole
kill the item, then use necromancy to resurrect it on the moon
telekinesis
attach the item to the fabric of spacetime and move the earth-moon system down until the moon is where you started
start the problem in a state where the item is already on the moon
giant longbow
giant blowgun
uplift the moon to sentience and motivate it to come get the item
shrink the earth and grow the moon until the moon is the earth and the earth is the moon
ask some aliens to abduct the item
attach the item to a long stick, then keep adding new stick parts to the bottom of the stick
meditate until all is one, including the moon and the earth
laser sail
wait for the item to quantum tunnel to the moon by coincidence
wait for the big crunch, when everything will be in the same place, including the item and the moon
make the item very sturdy and keep shooting it with a gun
find some moon dust that astronauts took to earth and put the item on the moon dust
attain godhood and use omnipotence somehow
emit greenhouse gases until sea level rise takes the item to the moon
very tall elevator
very tall escalator
delegate to all other humans so everyone only has to transport the item a few centimeters
attach the item to a balloon filled with a gas lighter than vacuum
gender reveal party
temporarily move all of earth’s mountains to the same location
artificial geyser
Great job, I thought #33, #35, #36 were great