I see a lot of people commenting here and in related posts on the likelihood of aliens deliberately screwing with us and/or how improbable it is that advanced aliens would have bad stealth technology or ships that crash. So I wanted to add a few other possible scenarios into the discussion:
- Earth is a safari park where people go to see the pristine native wildlife (us). Occasionally some idiot tourist gets too close and disturbs that wildlife despite the many very clear warnings telling them not to. (Anyone who has ever worked with human tourists will probably have some sympathy for this explanation.)
- Observation of Earth is baby’s first science project. High-schoolers and college undergrads can practice their anthropology/xenology/whatever on us. Yes, they’re supposed to keep their existence secret from the natives, otherwise it wouldn’t be good science, but they’re kids with cheap disposable drones and sometimes they screw up.
- There is a Galactic Federation with serious rules about not disturbing primitive civilisations (us), and only accredited scientists can go observe them, but even scientists get bored and drunk and sometimes do dumb stuff when they’re on a low-prestige project a long way from any supervisors.
Obviously, these are all human-inspired examples, aliens could have other motivations incomprehensible to us. (Imagine trying to explain a safari park to a stone-age hunter-gatherer. Then remember that aliens potentially have a comparable tech gap to us and non-human psychology.)
Some takeaways from the scenarios above:
Aliens aren’t necessarily monolithic. There may be rule-setting entities (whoever says ‘don’t go near the wildlife’) which are separate from rule-following entities, and rules about not bothering Earthlings may not be maximally enforced.
We shouldn’t assume we’re seeing their most advanced tech. Human beings can manufacture super-safe jet planes that approximately never crash. We still build cheap consumer drones that sometimes fall out of the sky. Saying “how come an ultra-advanced alien civilisation can’t build undetectable craft?” is like looking at a kid whose drone just crashed in a park and saying “you’d think humanity could build planes that stay in the air”. We can. We just don’t always do it, nor should we.
We shouldn’t assume they care that much. Whoever is in charge of enforcing the rules about “don’t bother earthlings” might be the equivalent of a bored bureaucrat whose budget just got cut and who gets paid the same whether or not they actually do their job. Or a schoolteacher who’s more interested in getting the kids to complete their project than in complying with every pettifogging rule that no one ever checks anyway.
I realise all the above makes it sound like I believe in aliens, so for the record, I think that Chinese drones or other mundane causes are the most likely explanations for American UAP reports, and that hoax/disinformation-op/mental-breakdown are the most likely explanations for the Grusch whistleblower claims. But I would put about a 10% probability on actual aliens, which I realise is a lot higher than most LessWrongers.
Personally, I think there are almost certainly no extraterrestrials here, so I’m not sure the 4chan post is worth reading. (I was just wondering whether the common elements were inspired by it or not.)
I see a lot of people commenting here and in related posts on the likelihood of aliens deliberately screwing with us and/or how improbable it is that advanced aliens would have bad stealth technology or ships that crash. So I wanted to add a few other possible scenarios into the discussion:
- Earth is a safari park where people go to see the pristine native wildlife (us). Occasionally some idiot tourist gets too close and disturbs that wildlife despite the many very clear warnings telling them not to. (Anyone who has ever worked with human tourists will probably have some sympathy for this explanation.)
- Observation of Earth is baby’s first science project. High-schoolers and college undergrads can practice their anthropology/xenology/whatever on us. Yes, they’re supposed to keep their existence secret from the natives, otherwise it wouldn’t be good science, but they’re kids with cheap disposable drones and sometimes they screw up.
- There is a Galactic Federation with serious rules about not disturbing primitive civilisations (us), and only accredited scientists can go observe them, but even scientists get bored and drunk and sometimes do dumb stuff when they’re on a low-prestige project a long way from any supervisors.
Obviously, these are all human-inspired examples, aliens could have other motivations incomprehensible to us. (Imagine trying to explain a safari park to a stone-age hunter-gatherer. Then remember that aliens potentially have a comparable tech gap to us and non-human psychology.)
Some takeaways from the scenarios above:
Aliens aren’t necessarily monolithic. There may be rule-setting entities (whoever says ‘don’t go near the wildlife’) which are separate from rule-following entities, and rules about not bothering Earthlings may not be maximally enforced.
We shouldn’t assume we’re seeing their most advanced tech. Human beings can manufacture super-safe jet planes that approximately never crash. We still build cheap consumer drones that sometimes fall out of the sky. Saying “how come an ultra-advanced alien civilisation can’t build undetectable craft?” is like looking at a kid whose drone just crashed in a park and saying “you’d think humanity could build planes that stay in the air”. We can. We just don’t always do it, nor should we.
We shouldn’t assume they care that much. Whoever is in charge of enforcing the rules about “don’t bother earthlings” might be the equivalent of a bored bureaucrat whose budget just got cut and who gets paid the same whether or not they actually do their job. Or a schoolteacher who’s more interested in getting the kids to complete their project than in complying with every pettifogging rule that no one ever checks anyway.
I realise all the above makes it sound like I believe in aliens, so for the record, I think that Chinese drones or other mundane causes are the most likely explanations for American UAP reports, and that hoax/disinformation-op/mental-breakdown are the most likely explanations for the Grusch whistleblower claims. But I would put about a 10% probability on actual aliens, which I realise is a lot higher than most LessWrongers.
I’m curious, have you seen the 4chan leak before writing this (if you don’t mind answering)?
I had not, and still don’t know about it, can you post a link?
https://imgur.io/a/NXjWQaN
Personally, I think there are almost certainly no extraterrestrials here, so I’m not sure the 4chan post is worth reading. (I was just wondering whether the common elements were inspired by it or not.)