Smoketoomuch: Yes, I saw your advert in the bolour supplement. Bounder: The what? Smoketoomuch: The bolour supplement. Bounder: The colour supplement. Smoketoomuch: Yes, I’m sorry, I can’t say the letter ‘B’. Bounder: C? Smoketoomuch: Yes, that’s right. It’s all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. Bounder: A cat? Smoketoomuch: No, a bat. Bounder: Oh...can you say the letter ‘K’? Smoketoomuch: Oh, yes. Khaki, kind, kettle, Kipling, kipper, Kuwait, Keble Bollege Oxford. Bounder: Yes, yes but why don’t you use the letter ‘K’ instead of the letter ‘C’? Smoketoomuch: What, spell bolour with a ‘K’? Bounder: Yes! Smoketoomuch: Kolour! Oh, thank you! I never thought of that. What a silly bunt.
Smoketoomuch: Yes, I saw your advert in the bolour supplement.
Bounder: The what?
Smoketoomuch: The bolour supplement.
Bounder: The colour supplement.
Smoketoomuch: Yes, I’m sorry, I can’t say the letter ‘B’.
Bounder: C?
Smoketoomuch: Yes, that’s right. It’s all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.
Bounder: A cat?
Smoketoomuch: No, a bat.
Bounder: Oh...can you say the letter ‘K’?
Smoketoomuch: Oh, yes. Khaki, kind, kettle, Kipling, kipper, Kuwait, Keble Bollege Oxford.
Bounder: Yes, yes but why don’t you use the letter ‘K’ instead of the letter ‘C’?
Smoketoomuch: What, spell bolour with a ‘K’?
Bounder: Yes!
Smoketoomuch: Kolour!
Oh, thank you! I never thought of that. What a silly bunt.