I’ve a diary To get my thoughts in order This is how it works:
To keep myself terse All entries must be haikus Thus I don’t ramble.
[EDITED to add: of course strictly these aren’t actually haiku since the 5-7-5 thing is just a surface feature, but I conjecture BenSix’s diary entries also mostly aren’t.]
Don’t you mean:
I’ve a diary
To get my thoughts in order
This is how it works:
To keep myself terse
All entries must be haikus
Thus I don’t ramble.
[EDITED to add: of course strictly these aren’t actually haiku since the 5-7-5 thing is just a surface feature, but I conjecture BenSix’s diary entries also mostly aren’t.]
Indeed. I attempt to juxtapose ideas but often there is too pressing a need to juxtapose my head and a pillow.
Beauty and reason
In reports of every day
Rationality
We should probably
Stop the running joke right here.
What is this, Reddit?