Christian theology offers rich pickings. Did you know it has a closed timelike loop? Satan was cast out from heaven because he refused God’s command to bow to Man, which the angels must do (despite man being created a little lower than the angels) because God incarnated as a man, which he did to redeem Man from his fall, who fell because Satan tempted him, because Satan sought revenge upon God, because God cast him out from heaven. There is also the concept of a “type of Christ”, where “type” has an old sense of “prototype”. King David, Abraham, and Adam are examples. In science-fictional terms, the eruption of God into Time in the person of Jesus was such a momentous event that it sent back echoes of itself into the past, calling into being the history that called the Incarnation into being.
Parallelisms between techno-singularitarian ideas and Christian notions of salvation have often been made, usually with the implication that singularitarianism is just disguised religion and the technological arguments are mere rationalisation (“rapture of the nerds”). But suppose it’s the other way round? Religion results from mankind’s dim groping towards the techno-singularitarian truth, assisted by the occasional superpowerful alien or entity from outside the Matrix, inciting the major prophets and Messiah figures of history. The enlightenment that most religious traditions have sought consists of access to the real truth of things, but limited human minds are unable to comprehend it. Religion is, to use Vernor Vinge’s term, “godshatter”.
And the Jews are clearly an alien genetic/memetic breeding project.
My local evangelist insists that angels are lower than humans. We’re children, not servants. So they’re supposed to obey us (they work for the family), and we only have to obey them insofar as they convey messages from Dad. If we mess up we can be forgiven, whereas angels get booted to hell with no second chances. (The Lord is kind of a shitty employer.)
Also according to my local evangelist, Satan’s fall happened in two parts. First, he was the hottest piece of ass in Heaven, which caused him to pull a Narcissus and demand worship from other angels. But the Lord can’t share worship, it’s part of the class restrictions. So he grew mightily pissed and cast Satan down to Earth, whose inhabitants Satan turned into demons. Second, the Lord made Adam and gave him Earth to rule over, since the current Earthlings weren’t anyone he cared for. Squatting Satan wasn’t happy with his new landlord, so he tempted him and got cast down to Hell for that.
Many stories can be spun from the materials, as would be expected of godshatter. “A little lower than the angels” is actually from Psalms 8:5 (and quoted in Hebrews 2:7). Interestingly, the next verse says “Thou madest him to have dominion over the works of thy hands”, which together implies that the angels are not the work of God’s hands. This is not the only place where a hint of polytheism breaks through.
It’s ambiguous whether the translation should be “lower than the angels” or “lower than yourself”. (That’s what you get for not classifying angels as deities.) Oddly, Hebrews 2:7 is always translated using angels, though the text is the same in Hebrew versions, probably intentionally backtranslating from Greek. (ותחסרהו מעט מאלוהים, וכבוד והדר תעטרהו)
Even weirder, translations of Hebrews 2:7 in other languages tend to say “You have lowered him under the angels for a short time”, not created so permanently. But translations of Psalm 8:5 are all about “created lower than”, with the same disagreement about the relevant celestial being.
I can’t find any Greek translations of Psalm 8:5 so I can’t tell if they match Hebrews 2:7, and anyway it’d be Modern Greek.
Christian theology offers rich pickings. Did you know it has a closed timelike loop? Satan was cast out from heaven because he refused God’s command to bow to Man, which the angels must do (despite man being created a little lower than the angels) because God incarnated as a man, which he did to redeem Man from his fall, who fell because Satan tempted him, because Satan sought revenge upon God, because God cast him out from heaven. There is also the concept of a “type of Christ”, where “type” has an old sense of “prototype”. King David, Abraham, and Adam are examples. In science-fictional terms, the eruption of God into Time in the person of Jesus was such a momentous event that it sent back echoes of itself into the past, calling into being the history that called the Incarnation into being.
Parallelisms between techno-singularitarian ideas and Christian notions of salvation have often been made, usually with the implication that singularitarianism is just disguised religion and the technological arguments are mere rationalisation (“rapture of the nerds”). But suppose it’s the other way round? Religion results from mankind’s dim groping towards the techno-singularitarian truth, assisted by the occasional superpowerful alien or entity from outside the Matrix, inciting the major prophets and Messiah figures of history. The enlightenment that most religious traditions have sought consists of access to the real truth of things, but limited human minds are unable to comprehend it. Religion is, to use Vernor Vinge’s term, “godshatter”.
And the Jews are clearly an alien genetic/memetic breeding project.
My local evangelist insists that angels are lower than humans. We’re children, not servants. So they’re supposed to obey us (they work for the family), and we only have to obey them insofar as they convey messages from Dad. If we mess up we can be forgiven, whereas angels get booted to hell with no second chances. (The Lord is kind of a shitty employer.)
Also according to my local evangelist, Satan’s fall happened in two parts. First, he was the hottest piece of ass in Heaven, which caused him to pull a Narcissus and demand worship from other angels. But the Lord can’t share worship, it’s part of the class restrictions. So he grew mightily pissed and cast Satan down to Earth, whose inhabitants Satan turned into demons. Second, the Lord made Adam and gave him Earth to rule over, since the current Earthlings weren’t anyone he cared for. Squatting Satan wasn’t happy with his new landlord, so he tempted him and got cast down to Hell for that.
Many stories can be spun from the materials, as would be expected of godshatter. “A little lower than the angels” is actually from Psalms 8:5 (and quoted in Hebrews 2:7). Interestingly, the next verse says “Thou madest him to have dominion over the works of thy hands”, which together implies that the angels are not the work of God’s hands. This is not the only place where a hint of polytheism breaks through.
It’s ambiguous whether the translation should be “lower than the angels” or “lower than yourself”. (That’s what you get for not classifying angels as deities.) Oddly, Hebrews 2:7 is always translated using angels, though the text is the same in Hebrew versions, probably intentionally backtranslating from Greek. (ותחסרהו מעט מאלוהים, וכבוד והדר תעטרהו)
Even weirder, translations of Hebrews 2:7 in other languages tend to say “You have lowered him under the angels for a short time”, not created so permanently. But translations of Psalm 8:5 are all about “created lower than”, with the same disagreement about the relevant celestial being.
I can’t find any Greek translations of Psalm 8:5 so I can’t tell if they match Hebrews 2:7, and anyway it’d be Modern Greek.