I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them. That’s just the way I am. They’re just my beliefs, I just like believing them. I like that part.
They’re my little “believees,” they make me feel good about who I am. But if they get in the way of a thing I want or I want to jack off or something, I fuckin’ do that.
Louis C.K., Live at the Beacon Theater
You beat me to it! -- I thought when I watched it that this bit would make a good rationality quote.
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I like Louis C.K. Many comedians tend to be genuine, but he is consistently so.