These threads are so soothing to me these days. A reminder that most of the world is basically out of the literal mass death phase and just back into the politicians are long-term harmful, short-term irrelevant phase of life.
America’s not spicy enough, but don’t worry I’ve got Romania and Bulgaria taking another swing at unintentional herd immunity:
Look at that gorgeous vertical. “But it’s OK, like everyone there is vaccinated by now, right?”
“But it’s OK the governments are gonna lockdown and take control.” Yeah, no nobody cares. Restaurants are as packed as the morgues.
There’s a ritual in Romania where old people go and kiss a chest containing the bones of a saint. They queue up in big disorganised nose to nose crowds for it. Fortunately this year only a third of the usual number seems to be showing up. So like 15k+ instead of 50k+.
Yeah.
On the plus side literally anyone can get any vaccine and all my elderly family/friends have their boosters done. If you want a 3rd, 4th, 100th dose, just pop over, there’s a vaccination centre at the airport, non-citizens welcome. Not really any queues. Everyone already knows the PLANdemic is a Bill Gates plot to sterilise bat populations around the world.
Please send help, someone shut down facebook for good this time.
“But it’s not really facebook that’s the problem, right?” Here’s a flyer being handed out at a protest against lockdowns in a major city like a few days ago:
These threads are so soothing to me these days. A reminder that most of the world is basically out of the literal mass death phase and just back into the politicians are long-term harmful, short-term irrelevant phase of life.
America’s not spicy enough, but don’t worry I’ve got Romania and Bulgaria taking another swing at unintentional herd immunity:
Look at that gorgeous vertical. “But it’s OK, like everyone there is vaccinated by now, right?”
“But it’s OK the governments are gonna lockdown and take control.” Yeah, no nobody cares. Restaurants are as packed as the morgues.
There’s a ritual in Romania where old people go and kiss a chest containing the bones of a saint. They queue up in big disorganised nose to nose crowds for it. Fortunately this year only a third of the usual number seems to be showing up. So like 15k+ instead of 50k+.
Yeah.
On the plus side literally anyone can get any vaccine and all my elderly family/friends have their boosters done. If you want a 3rd, 4th, 100th dose, just pop over, there’s a vaccination centre at the airport, non-citizens welcome. Not really any queues. Everyone already knows the PLANdemic is a Bill Gates plot to sterilise bat populations around the world.
Please send help, someone shut down facebook for good this time.
“But it’s not really facebook that’s the problem, right?” Here’s a flyer being handed out at a protest against lockdowns in a major city like a few days ago:
Some people can’t handle the internet.