It’s like asking how you should move your legs to walk faster than a jet plane.
Easy. Go to the first-class galley. Drop-kick their ceramic plates and bowls so that they shatter. Then tell the inspectors. They’ll ground the plane. I can walk faster than 0 mph, can you?
(ETA: Better suggestions not given for fear of being arrested, but you get the picture.)
You forgot that aircraft structural analysts post here.
Easy. Go to the first-class galley. Drop-kick their ceramic plates and bowls so that they shatter. Then tell the inspectors. They’ll ground the plane. I can walk faster than 0 mph, can you?
(ETA: Better suggestions not given for fear of being arrested, but you get the picture.)
You forgot that aircraft structural analysts post here.
Oh, and wrong meta-level! Or something...