What he bought and what he is wearing are two very different hats. Real fedora versus short-brim fedora, to start with—and the pin stripes take it to an additional height of ridiculous.
Not to mention that there are… confounding uncontrolled variables at work.
Yes. Shave him, put him in a suit and tie with a trench-coat over it, and give him a real hat, and he won’t look like Bogart but he will look worlds better!
Not to mention that there are… confounding uncontrolled variables at work.
Yes. Shave him, put him in a suit and tie with a trench-coat over it, and give him a real hat, and he won’t look like Bogart but he will look worlds better!
Edited to add:
Though of course possibly still silly, depending.