Actual paper title from scientific journal: Why Aren’t We Smarter Already: Evolutionary Trade-Offs and Cognitive Enhancements
Corresponding article headline: Human Brains Unlikely to Evolve Into a ‘Supermind’ as Price to Pay Would Be Too High
Actual paper title from scientific journal: Influence of Incubation Temperature on Morphology, Locomotor Performance, and Early Growth of Hatchling Wall Lizards (Podarcis muralis)
Projected future article headline: Killer ‘Godzilla’ Lizard Race Larger than Skyscrapers Unlikely to Arise because Global Warming Heats Eggs. All Forms of Genetic Engineering Therefore Impossible
Actual paper title from scientific journal: Why Aren’t We Smarter Already: Evolutionary Trade-Offs and Cognitive Enhancements
Corresponding article headline: Human Brains Unlikely to Evolve Into a ‘Supermind’ as Price to Pay Would Be Too High
Actual paper title from scientific journal: Influence of Incubation Temperature on Morphology, Locomotor Performance, and Early Growth of Hatchling Wall Lizards (Podarcis muralis)
Projected future article headline: Killer ‘Godzilla’ Lizard Race Larger than Skyscrapers Unlikely to Arise because Global Warming Heats Eggs. All Forms of Genetic Engineering Therefore Impossible